Saturday, March 31, 2001

they are 'little buckys' in fear of having their precious bodily fluids corrupted by the rooskies. amis? it's a goin' jessie! brutal with the millimeter/catch the vapors (a little under reported wouldn't you say?)
A little something for the Amis among us: Whether the politicians will do anything is another question. Scientists already know, for example, that arsenic-laced water causes cancers of the skin, liver and lungs. According to a 1996 report from the National Academy of Sciences, the drinking-water allowance of 50 parts per billion in the United States was too high. In the rule-making flurry of his last days in office, President Bill Clinton cut the amount of arsenic allowed to ten parts per billion, which would have brought America into line with the standards of the European Union and the World Health Organisation. Last week, however, the Bush administration overturned that decision, saying �further study� was needed. Who ARE these people running my country???????
triplet: battle mothra stewart origin: Mothra's origin is not well known. She was the guardian of an ancient race of tiny humanoids named the Cosmos who lived on earth(and enjoyed her cookies). The Cosmos civilization became very advanced but the Zen of Earth Lifeforce created Battra {Battle Mothra} to kill Mothra and wipe out the Cosmos. Although Mothra defeated Battra, the civilization of the Cosmos still crumbled and Mothra lay dormant for many years(all be it for her wonderful flower arrangments). In 1993 she hatches from an egg when Godzilla and Battra threaten Japan. note: Mothra's behavior patterns and communication abilities indicate an above average level of intelligence. & the world's largest lepidoptera in a new bio-engineered triplet fantasy being. battle mothra stewart(patent pandering)

Friday, March 30, 2001

actually, dav i shouldn't have been speaking for you too. sorry. to clarify. i was referencing the kyoto agreement and our(us') backing out of it. basically, while it's a futile effort any move in that direction can't hurt. that was my thought process. sorry if i had claimed to be speaking for you as well. nonetheless that move in tandem with the gov's taking bids to drill in the national wildlife preserve is disturbing to me. i thought businessmen thought long term?! i can provide links on both sides of this debate however any limit on emmissions and the like globally is a temp fix in my view and a lilly pad for our next move in this area. i highly doubt that we will see a MORE aggressive approach to this problem from our current administration. mind you-this is not an expression of political leanings however a summation of our current state in my view. that state, sad to say enviornmentally, is not looking good. boo hoo for us humans i guess. hey we can always move right? (off the planet)

Thursday, March 29, 2001

now why is that John Burke?
i apologize on behalf of my country and it's shortsighted leadership. today is a very sad day.

Wednesday, March 28, 2001

Parodius, Bells & Whistles, Gradius, Nemesis, Salamander, Strip Mah Jong, Rayxamber ]I[, Super Star Soldier, Star Parosia, Cavenoir, Super Puyo Puyo, Bomberman 94, Columns, Splash Lake, Puzle Boy, Wonder Boy ]I[, Liquid Kids, Rainbow Island, Toilet Kids, Pang.....We love many games...too many! Not enough time to play them all! ~~~~look out for the mail!
Do you like GameBoyAdvance?? Or do you like SuperMario?? http://www.gameiroiro.com:80/2001/newsn64.htm I love Beautyon!
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Tuesday, March 27, 2001

triplet: bon bon jovi druglet: White House Office of National Drug Control Policy Drug Policy Information Clearinghouse The ability to understand current drug-related street terms is an invaluable tool for law enforcement, public health, and other criminaljustice professionals who work with the public. This document contains over 2,000 street terms that refer to specific drug types or drug activity. Examples include "Woolah," which is a hollowed cigar filled with marijuana and crack "Kibbles and Bits," which is a term used to describe small crumbs of crack "Rave," which describes a party designed to enhance a hallucinogenic experience through lights and music "Skeegers," which can be used interchangeably with the term "skeezers" and means a crack-smoking prostitute -word! "Wild cat," which is a term for methcathinone mixed with cocaine All terms are cross-referenced where possible. A single term or similar terms may refer to various drugs or have different meanings, reflecting geographic and demo- graphic variations in slang. All known meanings and spellings are included. No attempt was made to determine which usages most frequent or widespread. different definitions for a single term are separated by semi-colons (;). The use of commas (,) and the connective "and" indicates that the term refers to the use of the specified drugs in combination. For source information, please contact the ONDCP Drugs & Crime Clearinghouse at 1-800-666-3332.
A Triplet from me "Rule Britannia Donelly" and from Private Eye "Michael Jackson Pollock"
The End

Monday, March 26, 2001

The Media has shown Islam as oppressing women, making them invisible, anonymous and voiceless. It implies that women were entirely submerged into a role as wife and mother. If you believe this then it may come as a surprise to learn that the majority of converts to Islam are WOMEN.

Read This

My Dear Sister, Know that you are man's sister and half of humanity. You are a mother, wife, daughter, sister, aunt, grand daughter or grand mother. The Prophet said, what translated means, Women are, indeed, men's partners. [Abu Dawood]. You are a member of the great nation of Islam, the best nation ever produced for mankind. No other nation on earth has more great men, leaders and conquerors than this nation. It is the nation of guidance and the straight religion, and it leads humanity to righteousness and truth. It transforms people from worshippers of slaves to worshippers of the Lord of slaves, from life's pressures to the pleasures of the Life after, and from the injustice of other religions to the justice of Islam. Your ancestors, great women of Islam, were one of the main reasons for this great nation to take this great place among all nations. Allah, Who granted Islam to this nation, made a high place for Muslim women, and decreed that they share in the responsibilities of enjoining truth, forbidding evil and raising the flag of Islam. He said, what translated means, The believers, men and women, are loyalists of one another, they enjoin righteousness and forbid evil, they offer their prayers perfectly and give the Zakat, and obey Allah and His Messenger. Allah will leave His Mercy on them. Surely Allah is All-Mighty, All-Wise. [9:71] Allah has given Muslim women what they can bare of orders and duties. He is the God Who knows His creation, Should He not know what He created? And He is the Most Kind, All-Aware (of everything). [67:14]. My dear sister, you are called upon today to truly become an active member of the Muslim nation, strive to establish victory for Allah's Word, implement the Quran and help build the generation of Iman. What Do Your Enemies Want From You? There are those who want to distract you from doing your duty. They want to distract you from meeting your noble obligation, that is, to defend the religion of Allah and raise His Word high. Those enemies use many methods: First: They distract you from what Allah created you to perform of worship, belief and Da'wah (propagating Islam). They use this worldly life as their bate: Jewelry stores, fashions that originate in non-Muslim countries, new models all the time, desires raised, hunger that can never be satisfied, pleasures and competition for them and endless ways for joy. Allah did not create us for this. Indulging in these matters is usually accompanied by wasting time and money and igniting enmity and competition between the rich and the poor. Second: They ignite enmity between you and man. To those sinners, you are a daughter that is put down, a humiliated mother, an abused wife and an oppressed sister! Men are always unjust, hypocrites, dictators, freedom- preventers and suppressers, according to them. There is a fabricated war that those evil ones are starting for no reason other than to direct you to rebel against your father, be arrogant with your brother and disobedient to your husband. They do not call for justice, mercy and unity. They call for hatred, arrogance and destruction. Third: They do not stop at their call for rebellion against parents, brothers and husbands, rather, they plot against Islam. They call upon you to rebel against the obligations of Islam and the decrees of the All-Knowing King. Islam, to them, is unjust and Islamic laws are imperfect and restrictive. They call upon you, day and night, to rebel and insist on the disobedience of this religion. They try to rid you of your religion. They try to rid you of comfort and safety under generous parenthood, happy marriage and good brotherly relations. Those devils portray piety and honor as chains on freedom. To them, Hijab does not cover the head, but also covers the mind; prayer, fasting and Zakat are a waste of time and effort; and obedience to husbands is slavery and a retum to the stone age. They distorted all facts and changed all truths, all to serve their evil goals. More study to be found here. Pokemon, like Rock & Roll, Statues, Weed, House Music, The Internet and anything else on the Morons Hitlist of Evil stuff is NOT EVIL, and should not be given the status of "An Evil Thing�". It makes governments and religious leaders look stupid, and none of us have any time for it, as I am sure you will agree. This Pokemon affair has nothing to do with the misconceptions about religions that are trotted out by the "be like us" brigade.
"No end of insanity in sight."-true! ask their women how they feel.
Saudi bans Pokemon - March 26, 2001 Prepare for trouble, Make it double, To protect the faithful from contamination, To destroy the people in the Zionist nation, To deny our children any kind of fun, To make our voices their only ones, Saudi! Arabia! Blasted to hell with a beam of light! All lovers of Pokemon; prepare to fight! No end of insanity in sight.

Saturday, March 24, 2001

The foot and mouth virus, via nanoprobe microphone said:

"All your beef are belong to us"

We know e-mail is popular, but just how many e-mail addresses are there today? According to Messaging Online, the number of e-mail boxes worldwide has soared to 891 million, with 51% of those outside the U.S. Not surprisingly, Web-based e-mail platforms lead the way with a 31% share, followed by ISP-serviced e-mail boxes at 26%. These figures suggest the average Internet user has about 2.5 e-mail accounts, and point to the immense challenge of keeping e-mail lists fresh and targetable.

Friday, March 23, 2001

From the newsletter: 'Tune in 10382khz or 7411khz The Voice of India. During the GMT daylight hours, VOI 10382 presents a most beautifully softened and distorted signal, featuring many known and unknown pieces of popular music. Compelling, evocative and seductive, you would not be able to reproduce these effects if you tried. ' Been listening today - very hardcore. Fell asleep and woke to amazing throat singing that made even the mighty Yat-Kha sound mellow. Real Audio on mega compression makes stuff sound like the radio. Also DSP Truespeech, a wav option on good old Windoze Sound Recorder. Can be played in Winamp too (X11amp I'm not sure yet - will have to try it). Scrunged down a 30 minute numbers clip (70mb) to 1.8mb earlier today - loss of quality of course, but not loss of audibility (a real word?!?!)
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  • now that's a video game! ck this out: "First, thank you so much for your honesty. I am deeply touched and feel I should be equally as honest. I wish I could tell you otherwise, but I don't feel the same. I do enjoy the time we've spent together. We have great conversations and in many ways are on the same wave length. I look forward to our daily email chats. But I can't take things any further than what they are. I don't know why I don't feel romantically towards you. Believe me, I've asked myself many times because you are fantastic as well. But that romantic spark isn't there for me. I hope very much that I haven't been too harsh. I would never want you to be hurt in any way. But there seemed to be no other way. I would hope that we can remain friends; but if it's too hard for you to continue communication, I'll understand." -ouch!

    Wednesday, March 21, 2001

    Handhelds

    Heres one for all the old skool handheld nutz seeing as the new GameBoy is about to be unleashed in J. 17 times faster than the original GB, and 25 games at release; Only Nintendo rule, All Segas base R blong 2 Mario!
    "4th startup in 10 years" - i know right. when i left nyc and came back to pa i had to explain my jam packed two page rez to all these corporate types. funny how transitory people have been. hopefully all the 'posers' are getting weeded out though. those cell phone yups who are out to prove their non-exsistent worth really have no place in this business. 'branding' this and 'branding' that. now their singing the 'give me my unemployment ck' song. tee hee to them. yes, 'branding' is quite important but ONLY and i repeat ONLY if you have a product/service worth pushing. i worked for three 'new media' places around sillyCON alley who treated their googly eyed over aggressive yup chumps to a case of what they diserved. the axe. now those "VP's and CFO's" are scrambling to get hired by viacom. ha-ha suckers....hope you enjoy working for the man. ;p

    Monday, March 19, 2001

    from Dawn, Pakistani English language paper ___________________________________________ GM seed patents legalizing 'bio-serfdom' By Cathryn Atkinson BRUNO: It all began with a few stubborn weeds in a ditch. Percy Schmeiser, a 68-year-old Canadian farmer, was puzzled by the poor result of his annual herbicide spraying in the spring of 1997. As in previous years, he used Roundup, Monsanto's weed killer, to burn off the plants along the outskirts of his 1,400-acre farm near the hamlet of Bruno, in Saskatchewan. Despite saturating the area with herbicide, he found rogue oilseed rape plants thriving in ditches and around telephone poles. Having crossbred his own seed for 35 years, he wondered if he had accidentally created some kind of mutant. So he sprayed Roundup from the edge of his field inward, a full 24 metres into his own flourishing crop of oilseed rape. It should have killed everything but, to his alarm, over 60 per cent of the plants survived. Only Roundup Ready oilseed rape - genetically modified by Monsanto to create a mutually exclusive relationship between their seeds and their herbicide - can survive. Some time later, Monsanto was tipped off by a call to its (now defunct) freephone "sneak" line that Schmeiser was, allegedly, growing Roundup Ready GM oilseed rape. Monsanto asked Robinson Investigations, retained by them throughout Canada to gather information on errant farmers, to take samples from the Schmeiser farm. Schmeiser's crop possessed Monsanto's gene, and Robinson's also visited the local mill, which chemically cleaned Schmeiser's seeds for planting, to retrieve a sample. Again, the gene was found. Although Schmeiser says he had never bought seed from Monsanto or signed a contract, the corporation sued him for cultivating their gene, demanding all profits from the crop and unspecified punitive damages. Schmeiser argued that any number of potential contaminants could have infiltrated his seed - such as blow-offs from passing trucks laden with Roundup Ready oilseed rape, insects, wind or cross-germination, - and that further contamination could have occurred when he kept back seed to plant. Last August, the two parties met to resolve the dispute. They failed, so Monsanto's case now goes to the supreme court of Canada in June. Meanwhile, a furious Schmeiser has launched a suit against them, for allegedly contaminating his seed stock, for defamation and trespass, and the theft of seeds and plants. He is asking for punitive damages of C$10m (US$6.7m). Schmeiser is one of more than 1,000 Canadian farmers investigated by Monsanto in the past three years for allegedly growing its patented GM crops and breaking the conditions of the company's technology use agreement (TUA). This gives the farmers the right, for a price of US$10 an acre, to grow GM crops, and allows Monsanto unlimited access to their fields, seed stores and crops for up to three years. Farmers must also agree to destroy any leftover seed each year in order to protect Monsanto's patent. If they wish to buy the seed the following year, they must sign the TUA and again pay the fee. Monsanto say that 400,000 North American farmers have signed the TUA (20,000 in Canada) and over 17 million acres in Canada and 62 million in the US were covered by Monsanto's GM seed by 1999. Monsanto Canada's Adele Pelland says 65 per cent of the oilseed rape grown in Canada in 1999 was Roundup Ready, and stresses that farmers encourage Monsanto to prosecute under the TUA, adding that they "all want a level playing field". Schmeiser's case is gaining worldwide attention, but it is, perhaps, most closely watched by those farmers who fear Monsanto's legal wrath for violations of the TUA. A new term, "bio-serfdom", has entered the Canadian prairie lexicon. Edward Zielinski traded wheat seed for canola seed with another farmer in 1997. Unknown to him, the canola he planted on his farm in Mikado, Saskatchewan was contaminated with Roundup Ready seed. Monsanto set his fine at C$115 (US$77.3) an acre or C$28,750 (US$19,320). He has no intention of paying, arguing that farmers have traded seed for centuries. And 640 kilometres east, in Arden, Manitoba, Ed Sulz is facing ruin. As a strong supporter of GM crops, he very much wanted to test Roundup Ready oilseed rape. In 1996, he was one of the first farmers in western Canada to try. The seed dealer asked him to sign the TUA. Having left his cheque book at home, Sulz left with the seed, but without the document. "I just initialled it (the TUA) and said I'd get the cheque to him," he says. Once the dealer received the cheque, the TUA was faxed to Sulz, but since the terms and conditions were on the back of the page, he never received a copy outlining its vital stipulations. When, the following spring, Sulz had enough seed left over to plant a further 75 acres, he did so in ignorance of the conditions of his contract. Monsanto's crop cops were on to him by July, faxing a letter outlining the transgression and demanding US$226,900 in fines. The company took Sulz to court in December 1998, but the judge called their fine "outrageous" and rejected the initialled fax as a legal document.-Dawn/The Guardian News Service.
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    Sunday, March 18, 2001

    ymo-bgm. brecker-fagen lennon-mccartney bell-varley(lfo es numeo uno) carter-tutti williams-carter force legato-stacato in the ears as of late. and you guys?

    Thursday, March 15, 2001

    "___________"- this is getting out of control. i give up.
    one should be careful not to make assumptions on anothers motivations and/or methodologies. No assumptions were being made; the tone of what was said was clearly sniping and ridiculing. By all means, say what you like, but be prepared to be flamed if you say something; thats life online. is not what i would believe important also? yes of course, say what you like, and if someone doesn't like it, thats tough fucking shit. THIS is what freedom is really like, crikey, haven't you ever read USENET? And as for "this is exactly what we want" there are PLENTY of places for everybody to vent ther pet peeves and practice attack posting, mostly USENET. It would be nice, as an idea, that there could be a safe haven for people with something in common to be able to post and share information without having to be ridiculed, or even THINK that they might be ridiculed if they post something on a subject that someone might think is basically an impossibility. It is RIDICULE that creates an atmosphere that can be detrimental to free speech and create an atmosphere or fear and hesitation I hope youre understanding what I am saying, and that its clear. This place doesn't belong to Irdial-Discs, and I will NEVER edit your posts, but BE PREPARED TO DEFEND YOURSELF when you post something, because someone, not always me (hopefully never me, jeez I�m busy!) will flame you. And for the record: Mr Akihiro Shimizu said: It is stupid to discuss whether Nessie exists or not. The reason is because Nessie surely exists.... I agree with this, and I don't give a flying fuck about what the biologists, paleontologists, fishermen, skeptics and anyone else says. Just because they haven't found it DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT THERE, no one is injured by looking for / having interest in this "monster", and in fact there is some very good evidence that there is SOMETHING BIG with fins in that water. And don't forget the OGOPOGO, another monster, in another lake thousands of miles from Scotland.

    Underwater and Overwater Nessie cams, LIVE from Loch Ness Scotland!

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    one should be careful not to make assumptions on anothers motivations and/or methodologies. this can be detrimental to free speech and create an atmosphere or fear and hesitation in this area. in hindsight and looking back over these posts it is clear that nothing that was stated was in anyway an attack on anothers beliefs nor a straw man argument. on both sides there were statements of belief and philosophical approach. this discussion is now begining to touch on many important issues involving social structure and individuality amongst a group. if i were to have made a statement that all were in agreement with i wonder if the result would have been the same. "This is exactly what we want, (maybe)" -why maybe? this is VERY VERY important. is not what i would believe important also? where is the line set?
    Im looking for Mr. Claus Es from Denmark, he should be around in this area...?
    I wrote a three paragraph post, but blogger ate it, and i havent got time today to re type it. I will however, point you to here: http://www.primenet.com/~lippard/stupid-skeptic-tricks.txt so that you can be armed in two ways; 1, so that if you want to argue against something, you dont accidentally fall into using the traps, tactics and methodologies of evil people, and 2, if someone tries to argue with you about a subject and uses one of the tactics listed in the above file, you will be prepared.
    In world, "1 + 1 = 2", I am not interesting. "1 + 1 = 5 or 69 "is very interesting. In Loch Ness where a guy lives. A guy is so tough. I do not understand why survived, but a guy lives surely.
    my aim would never be to take apart anothers perceptions of the world in which we live. remember edward teller? the individuals right to his or her own beliefs is most important to me however it is also essential that all opinions are heard in a healthy debate. which, i am assuming this is. should i not bother to take this any further? is it an issue of tone? i see your point of the why's of this situation though. that can lead to facism in the long run. i stand by(for myself at least) my previous arguments. this is what i believe. it is not intended for all to employ.

    Wednesday, March 14, 2001

    NO ONE can prove or for that matter dis-prove the suspected exsistence of Nessie. we must remember that. nonsense i will do my homework and do my best to provide a more concise arguement for us to review This is exactly what we want, (maybe) not straw man arguments. we leave that behavior to scicop and those wreckers of civilization. In any case, its not our responsibility to prove or disprove anything. If someone is convinced that there is a Pleiosuar in Loch Ness, then thats OK, it harms no one, and i am very suspicious of those types who take time to take apart other people understanding of the world.
    as a matter of fact i have investigated this topic a bit while in college and quickly, the ecosystem in the loch ness basin could not support more than one creature of this suspected size which would be necessary if it were to survive more than one generation without mating. i will do my homework and do my best to provide a more concise arguement for us to review. to remind you: NO ONE can prove or for that matter dis-prove the suspected exsistence of Nessie. we must remember that.
    DPI Notes - Animal Health - Guarding your livelihoods from exotic diseases Foot and Mouth Disease The most contagious animal disease known. It affects cloven hoofed animals including cattle, sheep, goats and pigs causing blisters on the feet, teats and around mouth. Picture of animal with foot and mouth disease (4933 bytes)Picture of animal with foot and mouth disease (3390 bytes)

    Figures 1 and 2. Foot and Mouth disease

    As for the Foot & Mouth outbreak, I would bet money that Americans are soon to get a dose of it. There have been no cases of F&M in the USA since 1929, but its in South America now, and Saudi Arabia. Its spreading like the Andromeda Strain. This and the worst day at the markets for 13 years. Crap. More Homework
    so basically i am to understand that a single massive and thought to be prehistoric life form exists without any partners with which to reproduce and a more than limited food supply. this as one could guess would be basically an impossibility. thats a straw man arguemnt john, and you know it. Do your homework!
    so basically i am to understand that a single massive and thought to be prehistoric life form exists without any partners with which to reproduce and a more than limited food supply. this as one could guess would be basically an impossibility. and yes, the egyptians did build the pyramids.
    It is stupid to discuss whether Nessie exists or not. The reason is because Nessie surely exists because.

    Tuesday, March 13, 2001

    I'm not sure that it's possible for anyone living here to fully comprehend what's going on.......it's moving too fast for any coherent strategy to be formed..............the possibility of all roads leading onto dartmoor being closed to eveyone except those who live on it has been put forward and is being seriously considered............the big minus for those who will have to decide is the fact that if such a ban is implemented then all businesses operating here will be able to claim some form of compensation due to loss of earnings......at the moment this is not possible because the roads are open and anyone can drive out for a drink/meal but of course no-one is and everywhere's closed.............the particular place that I and my fiance help to run is possibly going to remain closed until the end of april ! farmer b has spent the last few days being told with insane uncertainty that yes all his animals will be killed and no, after all, they'll be spared, round and round................farmer c still has no date for the cull and the animals haven't been rounded up the army are not allowed to practice manouevres so will be available to help with the slaughter / transportation backlog the shelves are still filled with chinese chicken......has everyone had their flu jab ?
    dav. -thanks?? funny but he looks like my dad. i, thankfully, still have my hair! cheers d anthony and all in the uk: it is difficult for me being in the states to completely comprehend the magnitude of what has been imposed upon you via the government and related agencys re: this "outbreak". my news is filtered thru the media funnel of our fcc here. most of my information comes via the free press system(harvard etc) but still not much has been reported differently by these distributions as say npr or the bbc world service whom i do not trust. i am open for links and new sources. you may email me privately if necessary. it is truly important to me to know the truth. pgp is enabled under john burke (6am@usa.net on the ldap servers).
    -would mort approve?
    Mort's Web Show Mort has passed away; he was one of "The Great Ones".
    Meme Vaccine

    Monday, March 12, 2001

    New.net Puzzels inside Puzzels; what is to stop (an interesting "British Phrase�") everybody from starting a service like this and creating an internet on top of the internet, in order to sell domain names? Will this not fragment the Internet if it becomes popular, or will it make everything more exiting, or something that I havent thought about? Check it out...and spare a moment for Anthony and all the people in the British Couhtryside� who are being destroyed by a remote and incompetent government slaughtering animals indiscriminately. If all animals are vaccinated, that means that, over night, it will become impossible to buy British Organic Meat�. Hmmmmmmmmmm

    Sunday, March 11, 2001

    Saturday, March 10, 2001

    postulate 1 : MAFF oversea agricultural practice postulate 2 : farmers practice agriculture postulate 3 : if in doubt refer to postulate 4 postulate 4 : call london and move on farmers a, b and c share boundaries with farm d farm d is confirmed as having contracted foot and mouth farmer d is forbidden to cross the road to feed livestock farmer b feeds livestock on farm d because maff accept no responsibility incubation period for foot and mouth is two weeks the two week period expires this weekend monday : maff inspector a suggests to farmer b the type of sign to be placed on farmer b's gates wednesday : maff inspector b tells farmer b gate signage is incorrect farmer b couldn't give a shit about pedantic signage semantics thursday : maff inspector c says movement restriction order served by maff inspector a in invalid because maff inspector a's surname is spelled incorrectly friday am : farmers a, b and c begin to think that they may escape contracting the disease friday am : local field maff consult postulate 3 friaday 2pm : farmer b receives call from london and is told matter-of-factly that as a precaution, not because the disease has been confirmed, but as a precaution, all his livestock is to be slaughtered postulate 1 + postulate 3 + postulate 4 = 150 dead cattle ( mostly in calf ) and 98 dead sheep ( many lambing ) = heartbreak repeat for farms a and c but not before early next week, when the incubation period has passed postulate 2 was a red herring

    Friday, March 09, 2001

    Postulate 1: xxxxxxxx is xxxxxx. Postulate 2: xxxxxxxx is xxxxxxxxxx. postulate 3: xxxxxxxxxxxx is not equal to xxxxxxxxxxxxx As everybody knows: xxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxx / xxxxxxxxxx Since: xxxxxxxx= xxxxxx, then xxxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxxx * xxxxxxx^2, and xxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxxx, then xxxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxx^ / xxxxxxxx^2. Solving for Money, we get: xxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxxx / xxxxxxxxxx. Thus, as morality approaches zero, money approaches infinity. (Dangerous Algebra removed for your own safety)
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    Thursday, March 08, 2001

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work/Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. -yes what is oc?
    hello, a question, - whatdoes 'OC' mean? --on the irdial t shirt
    First of all, I consider it to will try to write it here. I think Beautyon must more release thier binary noise. I was charmed by them and have come to this place.

    Wednesday, March 07, 2001

    The project will cost between $5,000 and $30,000, depending on how fancy you want the final product to be. Since last week's column, "Let's Make a Time Machine", was received so well in the new step-by-step format, this month's column will follow the same format. CONSTRUCTION METHOD First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade Plutonium at your local supplier (see NOTE 1). A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispheral shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together. Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, fell free to use TNT packed in with Playdo or any modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonatior caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because they are no deposit-no return. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable. Now you are the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great ice-breaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense. THEORY OF OPERATION The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain recation similar to the domino chain reaction (discussed in this column, "Dominos on the March", March, 1968). The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion! NEXT MONTH'S COLUMN In next month's column, we will learn how to clone your neighbor's wife in six easy steps. This project promises to be an exciting weekend full of fun and profit. Common kitchen utensils will be all you need. See you next month! NOTES 1. Plutonium (PU), atomic number 94, is a radioactive metallic element formed by the decay of Neptunium and is similar in chemical structure to Uranium, Saturium, Jupiternium, and Marisum. PREVIOUS MONTH'S COLUMNS Let's Make Test Tube Babies! May, 1979 Let's Make a Solar System! June, 1979 Let's Make an Economic Recession! July, 1979 Let's Make an Anti-Gravity Machine! August, 1979 Let's Make Contact with an Alien Race! September, 1979
    Overcomer Ministry Home Page Yes, Brother Stair is still on the air, on 6110 for Europe every day, proclaiming that The Kingdom Of Heaven is at hand! Yesterday, he was speaking in toungues. He also sees the current meat foot & mouth crisis as another sign that this is the last generation.

    Monday, March 05, 2001

    Just listening to old SW tapes from 98/99 Where is Brother Stair these days? Is Brother Stair still on the air?

    Thursday, March 01, 2001

    copyright.net -let operation 'eliminate slimeball' begin. (board of scumbag.net) how these people can go to work everyday is beyond me. and they have the 'stupidness'"(!) to use the word intellectual in their 'motto'.