Monday, December 30, 2002

That's okay, Dav. I will confess to waking up with Eminem in my head. Scary. It snuck in durring the compulsory trip to the mall with the wee cousins, confronted with oh too much I did not want to see, hear, etc ... but I was an accomplice in ear piercing, which was fun x 10000000. And pleasantly surprised that the next requested trip is to the art gallery ... darlings! Mom's Butter Tarts (it just isn't the holidays without them ...) 12 unbaked tart shells (try to make these yourself, but the plug-and-play work too) Beat 1 egg, mix in 1 cup of brown sugar. Beat in the juice of 1/2 a lemon, 1 teaspoon vanilla, 2 tablespoons melted butter. Stir in 1 cup of raisins and 1/2 cup of chopped walnuts. You can use currants, pecans, coconut, whatever. Spoon into tart shells. Bake at 375 for 8-12 minutes, until filling is bubbling. MMMphphphphph! Alison, have a lovely time off! I feel envy ...

Sunday, December 29, 2002

i am cloning butter tarts as we speak and zey are all ze zame. a-mu hahaha!

Saturday, December 28, 2002

Ooop! My inner Luddite was speaking ... we will have a better world with replicas. Once the technique is perfected (as natural mothering is so flawed), we can have a Master Race. More sameness, predictability ... it will be a relief, to know what to expect, and to love what you already know! I'm sure that's what the aliens had in mind.
I'm sure you have heard about this already. One giant leap for science, one huge step back in emotional development ...

Friday, December 20, 2002

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I do not have to go back to work until the 6th. Upon contemplation I have realized: 1. I have been very tightly wound lately. 2. Coffee is better in the morning in your robe. 3. WTF have I been doing with my life??? 4. Those trees outside are lovely. Make Trade Fair. Wow, the world is full of jerks. I read these stories, and I think: Make it yourself. Don't buy corporate brands. Buy stuff from your friends. Here's a good chocolate company: Denman Island Chocolates. You will never go back to Nestle. No way.

Thursday, December 19, 2002

I think it was a product of having an Iroquois grandmother and a British grandmother in the 1940's! Damn, cultural confusion! Would you rather go hunting and fishing in the outback, or strap on your Sunday best and go to catecism? hmmmmmmmm ... and both are spiritual! tough for young minds ... St. Nick, Old Nick, and the good god Thor

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

I think someone else was using my login, as i don't remember posting an xmas greeting ... Perhaps all the energy i put into greeting cards last night magically erupted in a blogdial post ... HA! We don't call our northern natives eskimos, that is not the 'correct' name, they are Inuit. It is very sad, what has happened to our native people in Canada, very shameful. My great grandmother was Iroquois (scroll to Culture!), but I never understood why my native heritage was so played down. The common reaction in Canada is, get your status card, you get benefits, but my dad never would. He thought it was hypocritical, as he wasn't living a native lifestyle, so why? And he was embarrassed, as many Canadians were/are, of their heritage, to be connected to a group that was so obviously in pain. An ill contradiction, because the things that were so absolutely him (excellent hunter, fisherman, outdoorsman), were wrapped in the things he absolutely didn't want to be ...
merry christmas!

Monday, December 16, 2002

mary13, i thought you were in canada or the northern u.s. somewhere...? Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
you missed the thai massage????????????????????????????????? you will just have to go back.
i know, but when i go to safe mode, the edit tag is not linkable... my apologies ...
A friend of mine gave me some Oil of St. John's Wort that she made (f**king love naturekind) to combat the SAD. Epidemic in Vancouver, rains constantly all winter. I rub it on the inside of my big toes, there is a pressure point there that affects the thyroid glands. (Research does show that any amount of foot-rubbing will aid in sour moods.) Or you can do a shoulder stand*, the world will look different after a shoulder stand.

Saturday, December 14, 2002

Pancakes are not at all greasy; they are normally griddled on non stick surfaces, and are light and fluffy in taste. The best pancakes I ever ate in a diner was at a place called "Beauties" in Montreal....dreamy... Think Unix...made me Think Unix... The next book I want is the Perl Cookbook; has lots of things in it that you need to do over and over. I need to learn about PIDs, Forking processes and that stuff.
The White Stripes: Cheap beer. LOTS of cheap beer. Would that beer be... And from the Red Stripe site: "People from around the world want to see how great RedStripeBeer.com is. But sometimes their countries don�t think that�s a good idea. And since lawsuits are very expensive, if you are in any of the following countries, you shouldn�t be here. Especially the French: Afghanistan Azerbaijan Bahrain Denmark Egypt Ethiopia Finland France and the French overseas territories and departments France et Departments ou Territoires d�outre mer francais (French Guiana, Guadeloupe, Martinique, R�union, Mayotte, St. Pierre and Miquelon, French Polynesia, New Caledonia, Southern and Antarctic Territories, Wallis and Futuna Islands) Hungary Iceland Iran Iraq Jordan Kazakstan Krygystan Kuwait Libya Norway Oman Pakistan Poland Qatar Saudi Arabia Sudan Sweden Syria Tajikistan Togo Turkmenistan United Arab Emirates Uzbekistan Yemen"
Oh yes, the other "My Old Dutch" is in Kings Road, Chelsea, under ten minuets (minuets!) from "Asterix" the other crepe place on the Kings Road. Niether one of them is a patch on a clean IHOP, which is for the LCD in the USA, but would Americans in UK kill for it? You bet.
My Old Dutch sells crepes and not Pancakes. Pancakes are never more than 6" in diameter, are always stacked more than two high on a plate, and are served with maple syrup, and either bacon or sausages, in the same plate. They are not thin like crepes, but are normally 1cm thick and fluffy in texture when they are done right. The batter for pancakes is never thin and runny like the batter for pancakes, it is viscous, and normally yellow-ish due to the egg yolks. The British cringe at the thought of bacon and sausages slathered with maple syrup, but hey, they cancelled thier orbital launch vehicle program because "it could be used for delivering weapons". Go figure. And before anyone stands up and says "wassitmattah, its awl the saim innnaaaat", food is to the body as music is to the soul. Everything about food matters, how it looks, how it is prepared, how it is eaten, the origin of the ingredients, and the atmosphere at the table (or the floor). Hmmmm, lets see, if food is to the body as music is to the soul, then we can correlate music to different dishes. Lets see: YMO: Bacon Cheesburgers, Chocolate shake float and family fries at an immaculately clean Dairy Queen® in rural north east America. Godspped YBE: a dog turd, spread on two pieces of stale bread, in a deserted and filthy rail station, somewhere in the USSR, mid to early 1970's Ladytron: A perfect warm lobster salad, accompanied by a fine chablis on a hot summers day at a family run riverside Relais, somewhere in France. Anita Baker: Coffee and donuts in a diner almost anywhre in Manhattan. Bob James (Any CTI recording): Grilled Japanese specialities (Tskune, Shisomaki, Ginnan, Asparamaki...) chilled cedar brewed Sake, and plumb wine to finish...anywhere where they do it right! And, for the love of all thats holy, DONT DO ANY ARTIST THAT IVE DONE, or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Thanks to everyone who offered temp space so we dont have to read blogdial in blogger! That means you Chris! the 1104 massive stupmed up first: http://freakypeople.ca/blogdial/blogger.html Its been another "hell of a year"...the obl, the tia...a neverending stream of bullshit. One thing however, has consistently been great; the posting, intelligence, humor and sheer class of the BLOGDIAL elite. Nuff said.
Plain Label
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this is funnier after you have a beer I LOVE YOU DO YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER TODAY TRY TO MEDITATE EVEN FOR 2 MINUTES JUST CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING AND TAKE YOUR BREATH DOWN BEYOND YOUR BELLY BUTTON WHICH IS SO CUTE ANYWAY WHY NOT GIVE IT ATTENTION LOVE MOM hee hee hee

Friday, December 13, 2002

Do you know that there is not one place in London where you can go and order pancakes? Not ONE. that is a shame. did i mention they are also good with peanut butter? with syrup too OF COURSE!!! alison, i hope you are going to email me a translation for your lovely story ... je parle seulement anglais et francais ... :( i am waiting for the carpet man to show up. he has not shown up three times now ...
http://labs.google.com/gviewer.html
http://labs.google.com/cgi-bin/webquotes
What Drug are You?
Crack doesnt "stank" does it?
http://www.dubyadubyadubya.com/
Blogdial is down temporarily. If someone has a site to squirt it into so we dont have to read everything in Blogger, step up with the login and password and URL and ill make the changes...
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From: "Mordechai" To: Declan McCullagh Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 11:53:28 +0200 Subject: TIA feasability and costs Reply-to: quality@computer.org Declan, My name is Mordechai Ben-Menachem. I am a lecturer at Ben-Gurion University, Beer-Sheva, Israel. My areas of speciality are software engineering and project management. Bob Bauman asked me to write to you to express certain views concerning the DARPA project called TIA. I have read the Aldrige testimony. Most of the following was written in reaction to that. Much of what Aldrige says walks a very narrow line between outright lies and obfuscation. It is simply not correct. The areas for objection are too broad to cover here, but I shall try to give a few examples. 1. You cannot talk about "... if they choose to use it." The system ONLY has value if there is a critical mass of data in it. This means, by definition, that the database must be massively populated and this must be constantly maintained. This is not a situation where one can query and THEN the system will go off to a thousand different databases around the world to search for transactions you may want. There is a fine line here between data collection and data retrieval. The "if they choose" part can relate to data retrieval, but that makes it a very sticky wicket. Existing legal controls (e.g., search warrants, Miranda) are designed to control data collection, not use of that data once it has been collected. 2. Speech recognition / rapid translation: The statements are very misleading. No such software exits today. The state-of-the-art of voice recognition / voice response systems is that of a watch (you can also tell your phone to dial your wife, but only after rigorous training of the system). The accuracy of translation systems used today is mostly used as Computer Science jokes. The distance to workable systems is quite profound. Intel has recently announced a 3 Giga Hertz chip. This infers (via Moore's Law) that we shall see a 6 Giga Hertz chip in 18 months. Many authorities have called 6 GH a milestone that will allow a new set of applications. In other words, when those capabilities exist, we may be able to intelligently discuss rapid, real-time translation. However, by definition, we do not know how to conceive of those applications now. Perhaps it can be on a supercomputer, as cost is not the governing factor -- no, the basic computational complexity may be solvable on a supercomputer (no proof of that exists) but there are many other aspects that requires a different type of architecture for real time usage. He also stated that there will be voice recognition capabilities to recognise who is speaking. Totally science fiction, has never been tried in real life. What exists is the ability to match "voice prints" via pattern recognition techniques. Very time consuming and with a very low level of accuracy and reliability. I do not recall it being recognized by any court, for example. 3. Connections between transactions: Echelon gathers data from some 8-billion telephone conversations today. How successful has this been in the "war on drugs"? The answer is, almost not at all. Add to that, all airline transactions, chemical purchases, credit card ... How many daily transactions are we talking about -- 20 billion, more? (Visa alone has some 110 million transactions per day.) There is no way to even imagine how to query this size of database, much less, make any sense of the answer. In other words, if they manage to simulate the data (we do not know how to simulate that), and if they manage to perform a query, what do we do with the results of such a query? The data visualization techniques do not exist. The quantity of false positives will overload any investigative agency (tens of thousands per day). As a matter of fact, the database technology that would allow this type of query does not exist, either. I must add, on small scales, tens of thousands of transactions, this is being performed. The distance to be able to process five orders of magnitude more is perhaps a decade. 4. Collaborative reasoning: This part is probably practical, though the development is still quite a way off. I have done a little bit of work in this area. (I have an article submitted to a major journal that I can send you, but it has not yet been published.) The major issue here is reliability. We are talking about using massive webs of hierarchical data (that is, the data has both hierarchical attributes and network attributes). With this level of complexity, testing such a system is very far beyond our capabilities -- we simply have no idea how to ensure that the answers we are given are correct because we do not know how to test it. This is not the only difficulty. The definition of interrelationships is an open issue -- they are not static. As I said, space and time do not permit me to do a full analysis and I have not read the full specification. The bottom line is composed of two points. The report by Pete Aldridge cannot simply be taken at face value. The system / project, as presently defined reminds me greatly of Reagan's SDI project. Brilliantly thought of, but much too early. Some of the fruits of that effort are just now coming on line, 20 years later (e.g., the Arrow anti-ballistic missile and the Nautilus anti-tactical rocket laser gun). When SDI was conceived, it was not technologically possible. This is not today. In 20 years, who knows, this may be reasonable. Today, the base technologies do not exist. The complexity is too great, the size is impossible to conceive. I don't care how passionate Poindexter is. It sounds wrong. Additionally, I spoke with a colleague of mine whose expertise is in the area of face recognition and other "bio" technologies. My objective was to double-check that my initial guess-timates were reasonable. He confirms and even thought me rather optimistic on some of the things. For instance, "rapid translation" based on speech recognition: I said I thought it a few years off. He says it is AT LEAST 7-10 years off. The capabilities we see today are very primitive. In any case, we are talking about a 10-20 year timeframe to demonstrate capabilities -- similar to SDI. You are talking about spending billions of dollars for a project to develop a system that has no hope of being useful in a significant time-frame -- the size of the project is much larger than what has been reported, the base technologies do not exist. best regards, I hope this is helpful and I shall be most pleased to further explain if you like, Mordechai Ben-Menachem Dept. of Industrial Engineering & Management Ben-Gurion University P. O. Box 5613; Beer-Sheva; 84156; Israel Tel. 972-86-433231, mob. 972-57-433231, off. 972-86-479374 quality@computer.org
Amazingly, people are PAYING ATTENTION: http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/?021209ta_talk_hertzberg December 12, 2002 | home COMMENT TOO MUCH INFORMATIONIssue of 2002-12-09 Posted 2002-12-02 When it comes to concocting fevered visions of the future as a way of illuminating the present, Jules Verne got some things right in his time, Aldous Huxley got others, and George Orwell got still others. In our time--in this terror-haunted interlude (we hope) of background-hum dread and well-founded paranoia--no literary divinator gets it righter than the sci-fi pulp master Philip K. Dick, author of "Clans of the Alphane Moon" and dozens of other books, and inspirer of some of Hollywood's spookiest dystopias, including "Blade Runner," "Total Recall," and "Minority Report." And this is odd, given that he has been dead for twenty years. Too bad he's not still around. It would be interesting to get his take on the Information Awareness Office of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency of the Department of Defense. The Information Awareness Office plays it so weird that one can't help suspecting that somebody on its staff might be putting us on. The Information Awareness Office's official seal features an occult pyramid topped with mystic all-seeing eye, like the one on the dollar bill. Its official motto is "Scientia Est Potentia," which doesn't mean "science has a lot of potential." It means "knowledge is power." And its official mission is to "imagine, develop, apply, integrate, demonstrate and transition information technologies, components and prototype, closed-loop, information systems that will counter asymmetric threats by achieving total information awareness." [...]
From: Nomen Nescio Subject: Hooray for TIA Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 21:20:11 +0100 (CET) For years we cypherpunks have been telling you people that you are responsible for protecting your own privacy. Use cash for purchases, look into offshore accounts, protect your online privacy with cryptography and anonymizing proxies. But did you listen? No. You thought to trust the government. You believed in transparency. You passed laws, for Freedom of Information, and Protection of Privacy, and Insurance Accountability, and Fair Lending Practices. And now the government has turned against you. It's Total Information Awareness program is being set up to collect data from every database possible. Medical records, financial data, favorite web sites and email addresses, all will be brought together into a centralized office where every detail can be studied in order to build a profile about you. All those laws you passed, those government regulations, are being bypassed, ignored, flushed away, all in the name of National Security. Well, we fucking told you so. And don't try blaming the people in charge. You liberals are cursing Bush, and Ashcroft, and Poindexter. These laws were passed by the entire U.S. Congress, Republicans and Democrats alike. Representatives have the full support of the American people; most were re-elected with large margins. It's not Bush and company who are at fault, it's the whole idea that you can trust government to protect your privacy. All that data out there has been begging to be used. It was only a matter of time. And you know what? It's good that this has happened. Not only has it shown the intellectual bankruptcy of trust-the-government privacy advocates, it proves what cypherpunks have been saying all along, that people must protect their own privacy. The only way to keep your privacy safe is to keep the data from getting out there in the first place. Cypherpunks have consistently promoted two seemingly contradictory ideas. The first is that people should protect data about themselves. The second is that they should have full access and usability for data they acquire about others. Cypherpunks have supported ideas like Blacknet, and offshore data havens, places where data could be collected, consolidated and sold irrespective of government regulations. The same encryption technologies which help people protect their privacy can be used to bypass attempts by government to control the flow of data. This two-pronged approach to the problem produces a sort of Darwinian competition between privacy protectors and data collectors. It's not unlike the competition between code makers and code breakers, which has led to amazing enhancements in cryptography technology over the past few decades. There is every reason to expect that a similar level of improvement and innovation can and will eventually develop in privacy protection and data management as these technologies continue to be deployed. But in the mean time, three cheers for TIA. It's too bad that it's the government doing it rather than a shadowy offshore agency with virtual tentacles into the net, but the point is being made all the same. Now more than ever, people need privacy technology. Government is not the answer. It's time to start protecting ourselves, because nobody else is going to do it for us. ----- End forwarded message -----
Do you know that there is not one place in London where you can go and order pancakes? Not ONE.
Canadian Pancakes just like Mom used to make ... 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons of sugar 1 3/4 teaspoons double-acting baking powder 2 eggs 3 tablespoons melted butter 1 1/4 cups milk 2 cups fresh blueberries and/or 1 sliced banana Preheat the griddle to 350 C. Sift dry ingredients together in medium bowl. Beat the eggs and add melted butter and milk. Stir into dry ingredients, but not too much! Fold in blueberries and/or bananas. If you want to use frozen blueberries, thaw them out a bit so they don't impede the cooking. If you want to use frozen bananas, well, we don't suggest that. Make a smoothie like a real person and get out of the kitchen. Drop (the batter) onto the hot surface in generous spoonfuls (at least 3" round, none of these 1" pancakes, that's for sissies). Cook until edges are golden brown and tops are dry (careful, they do burn easily, so check once in a while). Flip, cook, and you are done. Stack at least 3 high, butter in between and douse with maple syrup. MMMMM ...

Monday, December 09, 2002

hmmm is there anyone (else) online who has not seen goatse? Anyone who reads Slashdot has certainly seen it; its one of the most trolled URLS, its an "institution" and phenom. at the same time. Whis is saying something....im not sure what though. Its on that list of ten worst sites on the net...i mean honestly, its everywhere. "Goatse" is an adjective. Nuff said.
World Sousveillance Day: http://wearcam.org/wsd.htm ("sousveillance" is inverse surveillance: accountability from below) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE An international coalition that includes artists, scientists, engineers, scholars, and others is declaring December 24, to be "World Sousveillance Day". THE SHOT SEEN AROUND THE WORLD: At noon on Tuesday, December 24, 2002, ordinary people all over the world will call into question the growing and dehumanizing effects of increased video surveillance, automated face recognition, and Covernment (Corporate+Government) tracking in public places, as well as private places. Often Covernment officials that use video surveillance try to prohibit others from taking pictures or video within their establishments or regimes, but on this day, many people will photograph these officials, their establishments, and their security systems. As high noon sweeps past various time zones, the shot heard around the world will be that of clicking cameras. Rather than protesting by carrying signs, or by marching, citizens will protest by going on shooting sprees. Armed with their own photographic or videographic cameras and recording devices, ordinary citizens will dish out some accountability. HOW CAN I PARTICIPATE? All you need to do is bring a camera --- any camera (even a fake or broken camera, or one with an empty film magazine) --- to a place where video surveillance is used. HOW WILL I KNOW WHO I SHOULD SHOOT? Taking pictures of the surveillance cameras will cause models to appear very quickly for you to photograph. When you point your camera at their cameras, the officials watching their television monitors will very quickly dispatch the models for you to shoot. This is a universal phenomenon that happens in nearly any large organization where video surveillance is used. Models often carry two--way radios and wear navy blue uniforms with special badges. Why December 24th? This is a day when security forces are very busy watching for shoplifters, and it is also a time when folks are reflecting on the year's activity and it's something to do rather than merely buy something. For more info, see http://wearcam.org/wsd.htm
Taken smashes TV viewing figures.

Sunday, December 08, 2002

In reverse order: PGP8 For free. Get a clue; READ what Zenith is offering you. Bit torrent is simple, all you have to do is READ about it.
Amazing... http://www.bstark.pp.se/bittorrent/ Fascinating... Zenith

Friday, December 06, 2002

Strong stuff
Like I said
Yes even I was once like you. Of course now I am the Master of Deception, but that's besides the point. Either way, I got my first hit of Goatse. Damn did it hit me. It scarred me for life. It left an image so rotten and morbid inside my mind that I would never forget about him.

Visiting the Goatse man is like watching porn. Everyone's done it, but noone admits to it. It's dirty. It's not something you want anyone to know you do. Once you've done it you feel different. You want to jump in the shower and scrub until you're skin and bones. You want to go back 5 minutes before you saw this image. You want to do anything that can get rid of this forsaken image. It's probably banned in some country. Probably afghanistan, but everything's banned there. Once you've seen it though, you never forget it.

The initial reaction of people when they see this image is to immediately close it. Whether it's throwing your mouse to the little 'x' in the corner or alt+f4, you immediately close that fucken browser window. You don't want anyone seeing you looking at that! You think about how the hell he managed to open his asshole that wide. The image is in your brain, but not your screen thank god. Unfortunately your brain can't keep small details when it only gets to view an image for 2 seconds.

so true...

Oh, and I believe Gold (without checking) is close to lead, which is the middle element, the one which all other elements will one day become, due to decay (am I right or am I pouring it out my ass?). Thats pretty much it, lead and gold are really close "atomically". Also, PHP, I heartily recommend O'Reilly's books, they're the shit. I REALLY want the perl cookbook. Perl vs PHP is becoming a religious war, like vi vs emax, debian vs $otherdistros gnome vs kde....oh well. Drink Cobra beer? Do!
SETI? THATS EVEN WORSE. Excerpted from here http://www.seti.org/science/ufo.html "Investigations of UFO sightings or alien abductions are not conducted at the SETI Institute. A practical reason for this is that the distance to the star nearest to our own is over 4 light years. That's about 24 trillion (24,000,000,000,000) miles away. With our current rocket technology, it would take around 300,000 years to travel there. This poses a daunting engineering problem even for a more advanced civilization. In addition to the unlikelihood that we have been visited by extraterrestrials, there is no scientific evidence to prove it. Personal accounts are not physical or verifiable evidence. These reasons are sufficient to exclude UFO's from the research objectives of the SETI Institute. Anyone interested in contacting organizations that do investigate UFO's and other paranormal phenomena can refer to the following:" And then they give a link to the number one site whose sole purpose is to spout irrational garbage. Allow me to translate; "..if we accept that some UFOs are alien spacecraft, our life's work will have been shown to be a waste of time...and we will be out of a job, so we are not even going to "go there"."
Listen
" Every time you buy software from companies such as Microsoft, IBM, Sun and Adobe you hand over much more than just money, you also give up basic freedoms and human rights." "A whole generation has grown up with the idea that it is normal for them to have no freedom," says Mr Stallman. "We should destroy the record companies and put an end to institutions that are this arrogant and trying to take away our freedom," he says. [...] BBC The bbcnews website is patchy at the best of times. Sometimes they have the mad rantings of pig-ignorant hysteria whipping, witchburning psuedo scientists, and then othertimes, gems of clarity like this one. Can you say "Senior Editor Needed"?
While Im at it:
c) our currency should be SEX. This is the rich man, in that scenario, having recieved a lot of "payments".
Currency is based on the value 'we' place on precious metals: GOLD. Now why would we want to do something like that? After all, gold is, in practical terms, worthless. All the gold ever mined would form a cube measuring only 19m on each side. There is nothing of practical value that can be made of gold that could not be made of another metal with better inherent properties (conductivity, tensile strength and so on). Gold is rare. Its rarity is very well understood, by just about everyone. It is practically immutable, extremely durable. This is why it, over the other precious metals (which are named that for a reason) has served as currency for thousands of years. So we all go around (literally, until quite recently) with bits of paper that say "I am worth 10 pounds and if you take me to the bank of England they'll give you about 1.3 grams of gold for me" and it is the trust that there is an intrinsic value associated with the paper that gives it worth. More or less. The first paper money was issued by the Bank of England in the 1690s. But it was not widely used or trusted. Banknotes began to be issued in quantity in 1797 when an economic crisis stopped the Bank making payments in coins for more than �1. It issued the first �1 notes in March that year. Notes for �2, �5, �10, and �15 are also known. These notes continued until 1828 and values up to �1000 were issued in small numbers. They were all very simple, hand-signed and until 1808 numbered by hand as well. From 1817, after the troubles of the wars against Napoleon and France were over, the gold sovereign became used and trusted as the common unit for �1. For most people, who weekly wages were less than �1, the sovereign more than fulfilled their needs. Wealthy people though needed higher value currency and from 1829, when the Bank stopped issuing �1 and �2 notes, it continued with the �5 note. The concept of legal tender is often misunderstood. Contrary to popular opinion, legal tender is not a means of payment that must be accepted by the parties to a transaction, but rather a legally defined means of payment that should not be refused by a creditor in satisfaction of a debt. This makes legal tender a rather narrow legal concept that has little to do with the way in which most payments are made. In practice, people are often willing to accept payment by cheque, standing order, debit or credit card - in fact by any instrument that they are confident will deliver value. In 1759, gold shortages caused by the Seven Years War forced the Bank to issue a �10 note for the first time. The first �5 notes followed in 1793 at the start of the war against Revolutionary France. This remained the lowest denomination until 1797, when a series of runs on the Bank, caused by the uncertainty of the war, drained its bullion reserve to the point where it was forced to stop paying out gold for its notes. Instead, it issued �1 and �2 notes. The Restriction Period, as it was known, lasted until 1821 after which gold sovereigns took the place of the �1 and �2 notes. The Restriction Period prompted the Irish playwright and MP, Richard Brinsley Sheridan, to refer angrily to the Bank as "... an elderly lady in the City". This was quickly changed by cartoonist, James Gillray, to the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street, a name that has stuck ever since. The first fully printed notes were issued in 1855, an event that brought relief to the Bank's team of cashiers, who no longer had to sign each note individually. The practice of writing the name of the Chief Cashier as the payee on notes was halted in favour of the anonymous "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ...", which has remained unchanged on notes to this day. The printed signature on the note continued to be that of one of three cashiers until 1870, since when it has always been that of the Chief Cashier. The First World War saw the link with gold broken once again; the Government needed to preserve its stock of bullion and the Bank ceased to pay out gold for its notes. In 1914 the Treasury printed and issued 10 shilling and �1 notes, a task which the Bank took over in 1928. The gold standard was partially restored in 1925 and the Bank was again obliged to exchange its notes for gold, but only in multiples of 400 ounces or more. Britain finally left the gold standard in 1931 and the note issue became entirely fiduciary, that is wholly backed by securities instead of gold. Anyway, this bizarre collective illusion keeps society running in a capitalist way with exchange of goods being a darn sight easier than bartering. Some people have been trying to bring back the gold standard. This and the superb e-cash, invented by Dr Chaum, are excellent, but the sheeple are just too STUPID to understand how they work, and the incredible benefits that would be had from useing them. Paypal is a slim shadow of what a true e-cash economy could be like. But. Why gold? The idea should be that there is only a finite amount, so nobody can 'make' gold and get rich quick. That isnt just the idea, thats the reality this is why Alchemists tried so hard for centuries to synthesise it. But why not something that is relevant to the current society? Because different people assigne a different value to the same non-rare things. You might have a china plate that you think is worth my electric bycycle; it may be the case that the value of the two things are comparable, but how do I know this? Currency, whose value is well understood solves this problem. We both know how much a pound coin is worth, and from that, we can extrapolate the value of almost anything. Currency is a point of intersection between strangers, so that negociation can be made, whilst minimizing the risk that you will be cheated. I know this is all abstract from the start so it may as well be based on... salt or granite or comet fragments or moon rock or penguins. None of these things has a value like currency, because you cannot easily take them somewhere and exchange them for something else. They are not "fluid". Currency as an intermediary, solves this problem. You can carry it around with you, and unlike Penguins, you dont have to feed it. Currency does have something in common with comet fragments however, in that it burns a hole in your pocket. Har Har. Soon cash will become extinct and everything will be electronic. So the basis for currency will change. like it says above, the basis of currency right now is fiduciary, and it is not based on Gold, so nothing will change there. Electronic money will not take over any time soon. The Nat West MONDEX project failed utterly, so did ecash. The former because your last 300 transactions were exposed to whoever want to see them, and there were arbitrary limits to how much you could spend, the latter because of the sheer stupidity of the unwashed 10th. There may only be one currency with any luck. that would be a disaster. But will it still be based on an abstract irrelevant impractical metal? Or maybe RAM, for example, will be the basis. as long as its not volatile RAM....har! Nice bottle of wine? perishable. useless as currency New hovermobile? segway? :] 24,000 Megs please. Paying in chips for egg & chips? Fuggedabhatit®
congrats morgan you get the early morning post (and i dont mean the mailman dropping you letters) What the fuck are you talking about?

Thursday, December 05, 2002

Claus, I know, I just cracked up when I saw it....doesnt it just sum up Efnet IRC? So cruel, horrid..."You were kicked by <$op>, <$reason>". You know the score. Here are the rest: http://www.ermac.org/Images/
I know its childish, but I can't resist...
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15) Blogger: Have you ever heard that old saying, "make a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door?" Well, in their own way, Blogger made a "better mousetrap". They made creating your own website and getting it hosted so quick and simple that anyone could do it. Then as the whole "world was beating a path to their door" they let it all slip away. Horrible technical problems, non-existent technical support, and grindingly slow hosting became the rule with their service, not the exception. The people who revolutionized creating your own website and inspired terms like "blogs", "blogging", "blogosphere", etc, have turned blogger into the "Geocities" of their industry. Now Blogger is only for amateurs to cut their teeth on before they move on to better digs. That's sad... http://www.rightwingnews.com/
"The Perpetual War Portfolio is an evenly weighted basket of five stocks poised to succeed in the age of perpetual war. The stocks were selected on the basis of popular product lines, strong political connections and lobbying efforts, and paid-for access to key Congressional decision makers." wow! http://www.dack.com/war/portfolio/

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

By the way, the humor about the Rump(ofsteelskin)feltd quote, is that "evidence of..." has been used to counter skeptics for years, and now, all of a sudden, rumplestiltskin picks it out of the air to justify bombing the shit out of people. Good enough evidnce to bomb and kill people, but not good enough to prove that UFOs piloted by you know whos are absolutely real. Now "Thats Real!®"
I saw "Bowling for Columbine" this evening at the cinema. Canada looks better and better every day, especially when you watch "The Orielly Factor". Then of course, there is the pancake incentive.
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1. Why are 'they' hiding? One minute's appearance in Trafalgar Square would suffice. This is the classic "White House Lawn" argument that the skeptics keep coming up with year after year. Absence of evidence is not Evidence of absence. These are the words of Donald Rumpsfeldt. 2. Why are people afraid? I know there are many answers... including religious faith, government propaganda, Hollywood... Fear of the unknown? We know nothing about anything as it is. What will happen tomorrow? As the tenured resident scientist at Irdialani Limited, its your job to tell us that! 3. Why governmental suppression of information? Our best interests? No. Power, tech, money? Maybe. To maintain a state of fear (of the 'unknown')? Thats my best guess. This is a good question...personally, if anyone, anywhere could get a hold of a silent anti gravity device that could lift tonnes of wieght and float at 200 feet for thousands of miles, this would be "A Bad Thing®". And God only knows what other incredible technology these being have, that once let loose, would catastrophically change everything over night. Perhaps its better that everything remains "primitve" until the earths population is more sedate and culturally homogenous. Thats what I would do, for certain.
Uh u oh time to put away these childish flat earth, circled by the sun and planets in perfect circles ideas and face THE FACTS David Whitehouse!
Speaking of "flesh" this word is my insult for the next 12 months. example: "Those people, they sicken me. They're just flesh"
BBC Science editors view of UFOs. Ah yes, the pathetic establishment rears its backwards and ugly head! I read that link yesterday. Astounding, and frankly not very surprising. These are the same people who burned witches, astronomers, and for 50 years, violently "opposed" the idea of Black Holes when they were first postulated. If you want to really understand what is happening in the minds of kooks like David Whitehouse (the man who wrote that piece of trash) then you need to read this: The Logical Trickery of the UFO Skeptic Of course, imbeciles like David Whitehouse have not seen any evidence, will not point to links that have it, nor read them when they are given them. This is one of the most fascinating aspects of the UFO subject, the ostritch posturing of "scientists", too small minded and rigid with stupidity to accept some simple facts. OMG, Ive been trolled!!!!!

Tuesday, December 03, 2002

I'm certainly not confusuing cold with cool. Cool is everything associated with James Dean posing and Miles Davis' Birth of Cool. It is inhuman posturing, a distancing from the heat and passion that regularly occurs within this flesh. I am interested in countering that, and lending my support to those artists who celebrate and sing the body electric.

Why the metric system is wrong

Author takes 'The Measure of All Things' (CNN) -- The meter is a crock. Originally, you see, the metric unit of distance was supposed to be one ten-millionth of the span from the north pole to the equator. But the Earth isn't a perfect sphere -- it's an oblate spheroid, flattened at the poles -- and every meridian isn't equal because the Earth isn't perfectly smooth, either. So the meter is an average, a compromise -- a figure agreed upon by men, not handed down by nature. It's arbitrary, in other words. [...] His book stresses the importance of a uniform system and how one is developed. In the United States, the reluctance to adopt the metric system caused trouble as recently as 1999, when NASA's Mars Climate Orbiter failed because engineers used English measurements instead of metric. [...] This is a lie, the orbiter failed because NASA mixed imperial and metric measurements incorectly, not because they "used English measurements instead of metric". CNN
Asian Prince Not gay, or even possibly gay. Straight!

Monday, December 02, 2002

Demographics and the Dustbin of History: Karl Zinsmeister's essay Old and In The Way presents a startling � but all too plausible � forecast of Europe's future. To the now-familiar evidence of European insularity, reflexive anti-Americanism, muddle, and geopolitical impotence, Zinsmeister adds a hard look at European demographic trends. What Zinsmeister sees coming is not pretty. European populations are not having children at replacement levels. The population of Europe is headed for collapse, and for an age profile heavily skewed towards older people and retirees. Europe's Gross Domestic Product per capita (roughly, the amount of wealth the average person produces) is already only two-thirds of America's, and the ratio is going to fall, not rise. Meanwhile, the U.S population continues to rise � and the U.S. economy is growing three times as fast as Europe's even though the U.S. is in the middle of a bust! Since 1970 the U.S. has been more than ten times as successful at creating new jobs. But most impportantly, the U.S.'s population is still growing even as Europe's is shrinking � which means the gap in population, productivity, and economic output is going to increase. By 2030, the U.S will have a larger population than all of Europe � and the median age in the U.S. will be 30, but the median age in Europe will be over 50. Steven den Beste is probably correct to diagnose the steady weakening of Europe as the underlying cause of the increasing rift the U.S. and Europe's elites noted in Robert Kagan's essay Power and Weakness (also recommended reading). But Kagan (focusing on diplomacy and geopolitics), Zinsmeister (focusing on demographic and economic decline) and den Beste (focusing on the lassitude of Europe's technology sector and the resulting brain drain to the U.S.) all miss something more fundamental. Zinsmeister comes near it when he writes "Europe's disinterest in childbearing is a crisis of confidence and optimism.". Europeans are demonstrating in their behavior that they don't believe the future will be good for children. Back to that in a bit, but first a look on what the demographic collapse will mean for European domestic politics. Zinsmeister makes the following pertinent observations: 1. Percentage of GDP represented by government spending is also diverging. In the U.S. it is roughly 19% and falling. In the EU countries it is 30-40% and rising. 2. The ratio of state clients to wealth-generating workers is also rising. By 2030, Zinsmeister notes, every single worker un the EU will have his own elderly person 65 or older to provide for through the public pension system. 3. Chronic unemployment is at 9-10% (twice the U.S.'s) and rising. 4. Long-term unemployment and drone status is far more common in Europe than here. In Europe, 40% of unemployed have been out of work for over a year. Un the U.S. the corresponding figure is 6%. Zinsmeister doesn't state the obvious conclusion; Euro-socialism is unsustainable. It's headed for the dustbin of history. Forget ideological collapse; the numbers don't work. The statistics above actually understate the magnitude of the problem, because as more and more of the population become wards of the state, a larger percentage of the able will be occupied simply with running the income-redistribution system. The rules they make will depress per-capita productivity further (for a recent example see France's mandated 35-hour workweek). Unless several of the key trends undergo a rapid and extreme reversal, rather soon (as in 20 years at the outside) there won't be enough productive people left to keep the gears of the income-redistribution machine turning. Economic strains sufficient to destroy the political system will become apparent much sooner. We may be seeing the beginnings of the destruction now as Chancellor Schr�der's legitimacy evaporates in Germany, burned away by the dismal economic news. We know what this future will probably look like, because we now know how the same dismal combination of economic/demographic collapse played out in Russia in the 1980s and 1990s. Progressively more impotent governments losing their popular legitimacy, increasing corruption, redistributionism sliding into gangsterism. Slow-motion collapse. But there are worse possibilities that are quite plausible. The EU hase two major advantages the Soviets did not � a better tech and infrastructure base, and a functioning civil society (e.g. one in which wealth and information flow through a lot of legal grassroots connections and voluntary organizations). But they have one major disadvantage � large, angry, totally unassimilated immigrant populations that are reproducing faster than the natives. This is an especially severe problem in France, where housing developments in the ring zones around all the major cities have become places the police dare not go without heavy weapons. [...] ESR
http://www.daypop.com is back online
Insine are going to make a FORTUNE....if they dont killed by licence fees!
Parental control of the child "asset".
Who Owns Ideas? The War Over Global Intellectual Property by David S. Evans Foreign Affairs, November/December 2002 A review of: Copy Fights. Edited by Adam Thierer and Wayne Crews. Washington: Cato Institute, 2002, 295 pp. $19.95. ... [I]ntellectual property protection is not a field of bright lines and clear rules. Protecting ideas always demands a delicate balance between competing objectives and values: stimulating creativity but thwarting monopoly; creating knowledge yet disseminating it broadly; enforcing rules while responding to change. Economic, technical, and social changes have complicated the balance between these competing goals and renewed debate over who should own what ideas and for how long. Nevertheless, it is a time-tested proposition that society benefits enormously when the expression or product of some ideas is owned and exploited for profit. The time has come to discuss once again the limits of that proposition, not its centrality... http://www.foreignaffairs.org/
Wow, Last.fm: i just signed on and listened to three whoppers in a row: Dr. Octagon, Fennesz and RaviShankar/PhilipGlass. Speaking of Mr. Glass. I watched Koyaanisqatsi with my extended family on Thanksgiving. It was being shown on public television and most of my relatives had never heard of it or Godfrey Reggio or even Phillip Glass before. The images are enticing, beautiful even. But ultimately they reveal a depressing overall view of the world and our relationship/altercation of it. An appropriate thanksgiving experience, though. A holiday initially devised to set aside time to give thanks to the world for all its splenders that has subsequently turned into a feast of overconsumption. Koyaanisqatsi sheds some much needed light on what there is to give thanks for, and how it is slowly being paved over with shopping malls, McDonalds and 50 lane highways.
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A "Paleostinian". The ancient inhabitants of Palestine??!?

Read This!

(Q1) Why are we fighting and opposing you? (c) Under your supervision, consent and orders, the governments of our countries which act as your agents, attack us on a daily basis; The Guardian
A post-911 strategy "So now you'd better stop - and rebuild all your ruins, for peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing."
"BBC Domesday has become a classic example of the dangers facing our digital heritage," said project manager Paul Wheatley. "But it must be remembered that time is of the essence. We must invest wisely in developing an infrastructure to preserve our digital records before it is too late." "We must not make the mistake of thinking that recording on a long-lived medium gives us meaningful preservation," BBC
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Dutch tapped "According to anonymous sources within the Dutch intelligence community, all tapping equipment of the Dutch intelligence services and half the tapping equipment of the national police force, is insecure and is leaking information to Israel..."

Friday, November 29, 2002

Hell Bank notes are used in funeral ceremonies in many far-eastern countries to provide money and goods in the afterlife for the dead person. The term "hell" just designates the place where the dead go, and does not carry the negative connotations that it does in the Christian world.
ESR has blog.
I've never recorded even one decent 'song' so they've got at least that on me. I had a long conversation with my esteemed colleague "H", and we concluded (obliquely) that people who dont make music are actually making the best music today. Yes, indeed. Would you like a deal?
The worst thing about the flash, is that everytime you come to blogdial, everyone knows you are "not working".
There was a sound of another person being hung high...I must have been mistaken. Now, on to "Godspeed You Black Emperor". Naturally, after hearing about them so much from different quarters, the final straw came when my sister told me to check them out. What a load of unrefined garbage. That group, sound like a bunch of talentless students who were of the type that used to produce the most tiresome and uninspired "knock-off prog-rock"; dreadful, baleful, directionless soulless, ill concieved, rubbish. That they are paraded around like something worthwhile is astounding. Even thier words are grey in shade, as witnessed by the spiretless, spineless, dour and moping interviews that can be read online. That group are so bad, I had to check that I had bought the correct CD, and that some other, older garbage had not been mistakenly put into the jewel case. Godspeed? Godspeed straight to hell. Do not collect $200. Uninteresting "compositions" poorly mixing strings and electic guitars. Apalling production that is worse than what can be found on any demonstration tape. Poor musicianship, full stop. Everything about this group shouts "turn off immediately"; a total dead end, an enthusiasm sponge, designed to suck the life out of you, and render you completely inert. Yes indeed. "Bad®"

The Latest Kissinger Outrage

Why is a proven liar and wanted man in charge of the 9/11 investigation? [...] Slate

Thursday, November 28, 2002

Common sense is the quintessence of the experiences and prejudices of its time. It is a most unreliable advisor when one is confronted with a perfectly new situation. Gustav Naan
The caption reads: "Alun Kirby, found hung by the neck, for disrespecting Ladytron. A member of the crowd said: 'We warned that boy; he had to pay' "
HENRY FUCKING KISSINGER? Yes indeed, its almost as if they appointed him for the laugh, like the logo for TIA; "they" dont evey TRY to look like its a fair game. Audacious!
a curious sense of doom settled over Blogdial, thick like the fog that descends after a clear cold autumn evening ...
Is someone about to lose a lot of money? What precisely do you mean by that? Anyone that shows disrespect to Ladytron will be hung by the neck by me personally, and that aint no bullshit Charlie Brown.
http://www.freedomofinfo.org/
"As you play the album you'll believe Ladytron are the only band you've ever really liked" (Mixmag ***** Album of the month) Ladytron
Shorl is cool...
Thinking about it, does Fusker spoof the referrer for sites that get Fusked?
In some flaked out jurisdictions, its illegal to link to a site, let alone link to images in a site. Do a search for "deep linking" to read more of this insanity, or the DECSS fiasco with 2600 being prosecuted (sucessfully) for linking to sites. Sometimes, when someone finds that they are being hit by a popular image, they replace the image with something like this: which is linked from http://leech.kthxbye.de/leech.gif . Anyway, the solution that Mikkel gives solves this problem completely, but then, you have to know what you are doing to make it work...
In your browser, right click on the picture that you want to post on BLOGDIAL and then either select "properties" (ie) or in Mozilla, right click and select "copy image location". Paste it between the quotes....d0n3!

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

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WASHINGTON (Reuters Health) - Attorneys for the Bush Administration asked a federal court on Monday to order that documents on hundreds of cases of autism allegedly caused by childhood vaccines be kept from the public. Department of Justice (news - web sites) lawyers asked a special master in the US Court of Federal Claims to seal the documents, arguing that allowing their automatic disclosure would take away the right of federal agencies to decide when and how the material should be released. Attorneys for the families of hundreds of autistic children charged that the government was trying to keep the information out of civil courts, where juries might be convinced to award large judgments against vaccine manufacturers. The court is currently hearing approximately 1,000 claims brought by the families of autistic children. The suits charge that the measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine, which until recently included a mercury-containing preservative known as thimerosal, can cause neurological damage leading to autism. [...] Yahoo News
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thank you davros!

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

1,044,025 stars for Celestia now available for OSX
Your webspace is here. Your camera is waiting for you in Dixons. :]
Holy Shiat! "Suddenly we were electrified by the most awesome, incredible sight we had seen in our entire lives."
"The old web was that to which the limited men distribute the limited information by the limited method." Ya
Mr Blair said there was no appeasing fanatics, whose enemy was "anyone who isn't them". - BBC "You are either with us, or with the terrorists" - GWB
Genies do not go back in bottles. But can they be shot dead?
"Everything I learned about politics that I never wanted to know." NYT
"Finland proposes extensive data retention while the country's largest Telco executives arrested for data misuse." EFFI
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Monday, November 25, 2002

Easily shocked? Well if you shop regularly with Boys Stuff, probably not. But Dolly, the very latest in inflatable "comfort", could shock anyone (well, apart from the odd Welshman.) This is the last sexual taboo - and we're going to help you break it.

Rum, Sodomy, The Lash, and "Piracy"!

Academy seizes computers from nearly 100 mids By JESSICA R. TOWHEY, Staff Writer Officials at the Naval Academy have seized nearly 100 midshipmen's computers that allegedly contained illegally downloaded music and movies, sources said. The raid occurred Thursday while students were in class, and a source familiar with the investigation said the computers were being held by the administration. Cmdr. Bill Spann, academy spokesman, confirmed that an investigation into what material is on the computers is under way, but declined further comment. He did say punishment for illegally possessing copyrighted material ranges from a court-martial to loss of leave and other restrictions. Computers are given to each midshipman upon entering the academy. During their four years at the school, mids pay back the value of the computers through deductions from their monthly paychecks. Amanda Collins, a spokesman for the Recording Industry Association of America, said yesterday that the Naval Academy was among the colleges and universities around the country that were sent two letters from entertainment industry and educational associations asking them to address Internet piracy and establish policies against it. [...] http://www.hometownannapolis.com/cgi-bin/read/live/11_23-19/NAV

Friday, November 22, 2002

Karma!

Record industry attempts to stop the swapping of pop music on online networks such as Kazaa will never work. So says a research paper prepared by computer scientists working for software giant Microsoft. The four researchers believe that the steady spread of file-swapping systems and improvements in their organisation will eventually make them impossible to shut down. They also conclude that the gradual spread of CD and DVD burners will help thwart any attempts to control what the public can do with the music they buy. Doomed disks The paper was prepared for a workshop on Digital Rights Management, (DRM), at the US Association for Computing Machinery's annual conference on Computer and Communications Security. Digital Rights Management describes attempts to stop people copying music from CDs and sharing the tracks via peer-to-peer networks such as Kazaa and Madster. To stop this piracy some music makers are starting to produce CDs that will not play on computers. Websites such as the Campaign for Digital Rights are documenting which CDs will and will not play on home computers. The music industry as a whole is also using the courts to shut down file-swapping systems and so far has enjoyed some successes. Alicia Keys, AP CDs by artists such as Alicia Keys are copy protected But Peter Biddle, Paul England, Marcus Peinado and Bryan Willman write that ultimately these attempts at control will fail. The success that the music industry has had in stopping file-swapping on systems such as Napster was due entirely to the fact that many of them rely on a few people to provide most of the material being swapped. By targeting these super-swappers the record industry could severely restrict how much music is available to the majority of members who take without sharing. The researchers point out that the growth of consumer broadband and cheap data storage will mean the numbers of people willing to swap is growing and will soon outstrip attempts to shut them down. The growth of instant messaging systems will also contribute to this gradual loss of control. The rising numbers of recordable CD and DVD drives are also making it much easier for consumers to create their own music compilations and share them with friends which could also stymie anti-piracy work. Price fix The paper also pointed out the technical flaws in DRM systems and said that, so far, all of them have been defeated. In one case the CD protection system designed to stop people playing the disks on a computer was foiled by using a marker pen to cover the outer ring of a disk. The authors reserve strongest criticism for watermarking systems which put invisible markers in music that stops tracks being passed around and shared. But the "severe" commercial and social problems inherent in such schemes plus their technical shortcomings mean that they are "doomed to failure", warn the authors. The paper's researchers emphasise that it represents their opinions rather than those of Microsoft, but their conclusions are likely to make uncomfortable reading for music industry executives. In essence, say the researchers, file-swapping systems have already won. The only way for music companies to compete is on the same terms by making music easy to get hold of and cheap to buy. Evidence gathered by critics of the music industry has shown that CD prices have steadily risen over the past few years and may have contributed to the slump in sales as much as the rise of file-swapping systems. In late September five music companies and three music retailers were fined more than $143million after being found guilty of fixing CD prices too high. So says the BBC
wow, about ten minutes into that radio show, the seal sounds are otherworldly, akin only to the sounds of suffereing men.
You can listen to some of those Daniel Quinn Antarctica field recordings on this radio show, which just happens to be Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel Fame. I wish I could stay awake to hear his show on the radio, but it is on from 3-6 AM. Perfect hours to listen to this stuff, but scheduled as sleep time for me. Alas, the wonders of archived radio on WFMU!
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The Lifeboat Project is interesting: This is clearly wrong: "The Fermi Paradox refers to the question mark that hovers over the data point that we have seen no signs of extraterrestrial life. This tells us that it is not the case that life evolves on a significant fraction of Earth-like planets and proceeds to develop advanced technology, using it to colonize the universe in ways that would have been detected with our current instrumentation. There must be (at least) one Great Filter � an evolutionary step that is extremely improbable � somewhere on the line between Earth-like planet and colonizing-in-detectable-ways civilization. If the Great Filter isn't in our past, we must fear it in our (near) future. Maybe nearly every civilization that develops a certain level of technology causes its own extinction." This is correct: "'Plants' with 'leaves' no more efficient than today's solar cells could out-compete real plants, crowding the biosphere with an inedible foliage. Tough omnivorous 'bacteria' could out-compete real bacteria: They could spread like blowing pollen, replicate swiftly, and reduce the biosphere to dust in a matter of days. Dangerous replicators could easily be too tough, small, and rapidly spreading to stop - at least if we make no preparation. We have trouble enough controlling viruses and fruit flies. Among the cognoscenti of nanotechnology, this threat has become known as the 'gray goo problem.' Though masses of uncontrolled replicators need not be gray or gooey, the term 'gray goo' emphasizes that replicators able to obliterate life might be less inspiring than a single species of crabgrass. They might be superior in an evolutionary sense, but this need not make them valuable. The gray goo threat makes one thing perfectly clear: We cannot afford certain kinds of accidents with replicating assemblers. Gray goo would surely be a depressing ending to our human adventure on Earth, far worse than mere fire or ice, and one that could stem from a simple laboratory accident." The rest is frightening/fascinating. Man without Earth is a hard thing to accept, and for certain, there will be some that say that there is no "true Man" without Earth. Ive said it before, these experimenters must be stopped. There are at best, a few thousand people with the ability to destroy everything permanently. Better that they be "prohibited" rather than everything be destroyed. The idea that a modified plant could spread and out compete every other living plant is not hard to imagine, even for the lowest dullard. Still, modified plants are released into the wild week after week. It is nothing less than criminal negligence. Prohibition might not be enough: "Biotechnology is advancing rapidly, and by 2020 there will be thousands � even millions � of people with the capability to cause a catastrophic biological disaster. My concern is not only organized terrorist groups, but individual weirdos with the mindset of the people who now design computer viruses. Even if all nations impose effective regulations on potentially dangerous technologies, the chance of an active enforcement seems to me as small as in the case of the drug laws." And so we must stop developing the tools before we reach this point. This is doable, because the people making the tools are numbered in the tens.

Thursday, November 21, 2002

"To make people free is the aim of art, therefore art for me is the science of freedom." -Joseph Beuys
One for the dav: http://homepage.mac.com/johnhyde/Events70.html
and what could you expect? Its almost impossible to know about B12, Black Dog, and the other guys without knowing about us, and after all, its a database....its interesting.

E - PLURIBUS - UNUM

(Alafia Pudim) Selfish desires are burning like fires among those who horde the gold, As they continue to keep the people asleep and the truth from being told. Racism and greed keep the people in need from getting what's rightfully theirs, Cheating, Stealing and Double Dealing as they exploit the people's fears. Now Dow Jones owns the people's homes and all the surrounding land, buying and selling their humble dwelling in the name of the master plan. Cause paper money is like a bee without honey with no stinger to back him up, And those who stole people's gold are definitely corrupt. Credit Cards, Master Charge, Legacies of Wills, Real Estate, Stocks and Bonds on coupons, paper bills. Now the U.S. Mints on paper prints, millions every day, and use the Eagle for their Symbol, 'cause it's a bird of prey. Now the laurels of peace and the arrows of wars, are clutched very tightly in the eagle's claws, filled with greed and lust, and on the back of the dollar bill is the words "In God We Trust". But the Dollar bill is their only God and they don't even trust each other; and for a few dollars more they'd start a war to exploit some brother's mother. Then there's the Pyramid that stands by itself, created by Black people's knowledge and wealth, and over the Pyramid hands the Devil's eye, that stole from the truth and created the lie. Now Annuit means an endless amount stolen over the years, and Coeptis means a New Empire of Vampire millionaires, and Novus is a latin word meaning something new, and Ordo means a way of life chosen by a few. Seclorum is a word that means to take from another, knowledge, wisdom and understanding stolen from the brother. Roman numerals on the base of the Pyramid's face tell the date they began to exist, when they established this branch of hell in 1776. Now they are thirteen layers of stone on the Pyramid alone an unfinished work of art For 33 1/3 is how high as a Mason can go without falling apart. Thirteen stars in the original flag, 13 demons from the Devil's bag! 13 berries and 13 leaves! 13 colonies of land grabbing thieves! 13 arrows in the Eagle's claws, 67 corporations wage the Devil's wars, 13 stripes on the Eagle's shield, and these are the symbols on the U.S. Seal. Now on the front of the Dollar Bill to the Right of Washington's head, is a small seal in the shape of a wheel with a secret that's been left unsaid. The symbols in the middle represent the riddle of the scales, the ruler and the key, The Square rule is a symbol from the craft of Masonry. The scales represent Libra, the balance of the seventh sign, they also represent the just-us which you and I know is blind. The key unlocks the mysteries of the secrets of the seal, so that only the Govern-U-Men will know what they reveal. The four words above from the last parts of, the secrets of the seal, and tells how they fooled the people into thinking paper money was real. Now Theasaur means the treasuries, where they store the gold they stole, and Amer means to punish like the slaves they bought and sold. Then Septent means seven, like 1776 when the thirteen devils gathered to unleash their bag of tricks. Then Sigil means the images they've created to fool the world, like the colors on old Glory the flag they unfurled. Now Red's for the color of the Indian Man, White's for the devils who stole the land, Blue's for the eyes that hypnotized with the tricks and traps they've sprung and even to this very same day they all speak with forked tongue. And so the power's in the hands of the ruling classes, playing God with the fate of all the masses, so the people don't get any in the land of the plenty CAUSE E PLURIBUS UNUM MEANS "ONE OUT OF MANY". "One Out Of Many" by The Last Poets

NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM !

And some links
TIA

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

Ion Powered Craft
Shooting game, deliverance style!
"Unreal...but completely real." A classic line, from "A"
BUSTED Please (!) do NOT listen to internet music streams (radio stations) on work computers. Our internet lines pretty decent but they really can't handle the load of various people downloading or listening to music. The result is, at best, slow access for others trying to do their work. At worst, various business processes that rely on the lines working normally encounter problems. packet-sniffing bastards. grrrrrrrrrr.
From Tigershushi: "LABEL SEARCH : YOUR SEARCH FOR 'IRDIAL' RETURNED NO RESULTS. PLEASE TRY AGAIN OR READ HELP."
"Gotta, gonna gonna" �The thing you�ve gotta remember,� says Berryman, �is that even if you record to analog tape, it�s gonna get bumped to a CD anyway � it�s gonna get digitized at some point down the line.� For their analog-to-digital conversion, Coldplay relies on Apogee and Prism audio interfaces. �We try to keep the conversion rate as high as possible, really, just to keep all the definition and clarity,� he explains.
Alun, there is a tranquil Mac Shop on Kensington High Street: Tasha Computers Ltd., 290 Kensington High Street, London, W14 8NZ 0171 602 9444 Old number obviously... Peter Jones at Sloane Square (who will beat any price that you find for equipment) then there is always: http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/ukstore Go for Peter Jones first...you can have lunch there if you dont buy your Mac!

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

i love joel veitch. his punk rock kittens are fantastic too. i am enjoying last fm, it can stream here at work, and i am in heaven. does anyone know of other sites like this? right now, brian eno, dance #1, i think its in time with the rain outside... it is pouring rain here. for two weeks now. i almost drown coming to work this morning. thanks for all of your words lately, i have been busy (finding a new house, top floor!, new car, never had one before) in the soup so to speak.
Is this for real? If it is... wow.
http://www.submute.net/~wells/ginandjuice.mp3 Just in case there was any doubt, this will dispell it completely. Gangsta Rap is the direct relation of the earliest blues. Awesome.
Gosh, this is so much fun. Especially while listening to Fennesz or Pita or other clickity clackety pings bleeps and pangs.
Miracle workers Jack Schofield The Guardian, 17/10/02 Not many people would have bet on South Korea becoming he world's leading nation for broadband internet use, but it is. Comparisons with the UK are embarrassing. Some 67% of Korean households now have broadband: the UK figure is about 4%. What's more, their broadband is better than ours. Koreans typically get 2Mbps connections, which are four times faster than BT Openworld's standard 512kbps. Korea's "pro" service is 16 times faster than that... http://media.guardian.co.uk/newmedia/story/0,7496,813459,00.html
Caplan stands firm against ID cards By JEFF SALLOT Monday, November 18, 2002 OTTAWA -- Canadians don't need national identification cards, Revenue Minister Elinor Caplan says, flatly rejecting an idea being floated by one of her cabinet colleagues... http://globeandmail.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/PEstory/TGAM/20021118/UCAPLN/nati onal/national/nationalTheNationHeadline_temp/8/8/13/

Monday, November 18, 2002

> Also - ive had realy short notice for this , but ive got to deliver a > three hour seminar for contextual studies at work - as its something i > think about quite a bit i thought i'd discuss how music / sounds effects > our emotions ,how does music conjour up different visual images in our > imagination , how is this affected by the listeners experience's - im > gonna use examples from old orchestral stuff up to modern electronic > music, as well as sound effects from films/video games - but was just > wondering if you'd ever written any thing in this area - im gathering > lots of peoples thoughts on this , and any ideas you may have had would > be greatly appreciated - it sounds like quite a lot but just any thing > you may have posted on the blogdial site or written in the past . The short version is this: The way music affects humans is largely dependent on how their ears have been trained. The Gamelan sounds strange to us, but perfectly normal to the Balinese; this is a perfect example of how the ear and the emotional response of listeners is malleable, and not set at birth. You can be trained to love any form of music. Merzbow is identical to Bach in this way, though arguably the range of emotions expressed by Merzbow is limited by the limited grammar of that particular music. The western scale in music has great power precisely because its "alphabet" is huge, it has spread all over the world, and there are many different works written in this language from which comes a rich context for everyone to feed from, work with and against and draw from. If there had been 14 notes instead of 12, the emotions expressed by western music may or may not have formed differently. Certainly, no less music would have been created. Indian classical music is another example of a rich music coming from a completely different theoretical underpinning, which to the uneducated ear, sounds like "a bunch of notes all over the place" but which is in fact, an absolutely coherent and structured musical art form.
Ok everybody, ftp is fux0red at the server (where elese would it be?) ftpd is running (says top) but it keeps timing out. Keep posting and hopefully it will come back shortly. ./a
why? I never ask "why" you're perspectivating - I am the one asking why? Guess you dont answer on why?'s either... That question is actually "Why not 'why' ", which I do answer. Quick answer for Americans: Q: "Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?" A: "Lets find out..." Long answer for Non-Americans: If I have something to do, I simply do it. I never debate with myself (or anyone else) from the frame of reference that starts with "why" it is always; "This is doable, do we have time?" I have a particular dislike for the "Why Bother Brigade", of which there are many in the UK. While you live, you must do. Its pointless to stand with something in your hands and ponder it when you should simply do it, especially if its a doable thing, like eating a lollypop. How STUPID people are to stand gazing at it saying, "I wonder what this tastes like?" Lick it®.
Antartica
Antarctica "In the world of sound recordists, those specializing in natural sound form the smallest group. Among that tiny group, very few professionals stand out. And most of these will acknowledge in a heartbeat that of all the places in the world to record creature life, the Antarctic is the most problematical. Where animal life is the least dense on the planet and the weather is generally awful, this polar region provides a test that only the best recordists will survive physically, creatively, and technically. Doug Quin is one of the rare few who has mastered the elements, the equipment and the poetic sense it takes to generate the fine sound art represented here. The only way to hear the other-worldly voices of Weddell, leopard seals, and penguins underwater is with a hydrophone (underwater microphone). Previously, these creatures had been recorded many times. But it takes that special gift of creative imagination, combined with a knowledge of the technology to put together the multi-headed array of hydrophones that produced the stereo/surround events heard on this album. It didn't hurt that the weather gods smiled for Quin while on site. Just remember though, no one has used this type of stereo array in this manner before. And to create this kind of magic with natural sound takes time, enormous patience, perserverance, and a keen compositional sense to make lyrical the material heard on this album. Sounds from the Antarctic present the ultimate test." -Bernie Krause Quin
why? I never ask "why" how? Sound Forge Cool Edit Audio Mulch "Brown is the new Black"
http://www.submute.net/~wells/ginandjuice.mp3

Saturday, November 16, 2002

"FBI warns al Qaeda possibly planning spectacular attack."
Hornet Probs? "Myself enjoying a pupa of the giant hornets. The bugs were fried not too crisp, but rather soft still." Time of photo: November 5, 1999. Place: Guangzhou city, Guangdong Province, China. http://eat.bees.net/
Giant hornets regularly attack beehives. Typically, an attack begins when a single hornet captures a lone bee nearby the hive. After several of these perimeter skirmishes, one hornet leaves a marking pheromone at the hive's entrance. This pheromone attracts the other hornets, who arrive en masse and attack the beehive. The bees' stingers can't penetrate the hornets' armor, so it's a one-sided slaughter; something like 30,000 bees can be killed in a few hours by 30-40 hornets. Japanese honeybees, however, have evolved an interesting defensive strategy. When a hornet marks the hive's entrance, the bees guarding the entrance return to the hive and wait for the attacking hornets. This has the effect of luring the first attacking hornets into the hive, rather than allowing them to start their attack outside. Simultaneously, over 1000 worker bees in the hive leave the combs and mass just inside the hive's entrance. When a hornet tries to enter the hive, the workers surround it, forming a ball of bodies, and cook it to death with their body heat. The bees also release a pheromone that draws ever more bees from the hive's interior to come to the entrance and defend the nest. This strategy must be perfect in order to be successful. If the bees fail in killing the first hornet attackers, then the hornet pheromone gets stronger, and more hornets arrive to reinforce their attack. By sheer numbers, the hornets can overpower the bees. Source: Bernd Heinrich, "The Thermal Warriors: Strategies of Insect Survival," Harvard University Press, 1996.
Space Weather News for Nov. 15, 2002 http://www.spaceweather.com The Leonid meteor storm peaks this year on Tuesday morning, Nov. 19th. Are you ready? Visit spaceweather.com for observing tips, a new Leonid animation, meteor-counting software, and a recipe for "Falling Star French Toast" -- the perfect meteor watching snack.

Friday, November 15, 2002

I saw Ladytron last night. Ladytron do everything that I like. And do nothing that I don't like. Synthetic perfection in motion. Priceless. Fresh. Beautiful. The first Ladytron that I ever heard was "Playgirl" on a German sattelite TV programme...It was like being in a dream about hearing beautiful music, of the type that you can never remember after you have woken up. Only I was AWAKE. Simply unbelievable. Ladytron; a clean beautiful spark in the middle of a long, dark and sad starless night. At last.... Ladytron!
You MORON! Gary McKinnon, the Briton indicted this week for hacking into scores of U.S. military computers, left behind few clues on the compromised systems of his victims. But download log files from a Wisconsin software firm may have led investigators straight to his London door. In an apparent effort to avoid detection, McKinnon, 36, installed copies of a commercial remote-access utility called RemotelyAnywhere on Navy and other military systems he allegedly hacked last year. The unusual strategy almost worked. Unlike underground "backdoor" utilities like NetBus or Back Orifice, the popular RemotelyAnywhere program doesn't trigger antivirus software. For nearly a year, McKinnon was able to control a vast network of defense computers without detection, authorities said. But McKinnon's choice of RemotelyAnywhere ultimately may have been his undoing. Using a personal computer connected to an ISP in England, McKinnon downloaded a trial copy of RemotelyAnywhere in March 2001 from a server maintained by Binary Research, the Milwaukee-based distributor of RemotelyAnywhere. To obtain a special code to unlock the demonstration software, McKinnon also provided his girlfriend's e-mail address, Binary officials said. The Internet protocol address left in Binary's server log files from McKinnon's download, along with the e-mail address, gave investigators two "very critical" pieces of evidence, said Binary vice president Jim Szopinski. "Not only were his finger prints on military computers, they were on ours as well," said Szopinski, who also noted in an affidavit that the version of RemotelyAnywhere McKinnon downloaded matched the one installed on the hacked military systems. [...] Its all her fault!
Really...
Many Iraqis voluntarily chose to vote with their blood, chanting "with our soul and with our blood, we sacrifice ourselves to you, oh Saddam". Radio Netherlands

Thursday, November 14, 2002

in response to Akin's "Hardcore" post of the video synthesizer: I spent some time in upstate NY at a conference on the history of video, and i got to meet the engineers and imagineers of early video manipulation. i played on the earliest of moving image manipulators and on handmade video synthesizers (patchbays and tangled cables everywhere) that took up whole rooms to make the most psychedelic of times. and these were machines from the late 60s early 70s! i met people from the Experimental Television Center who invited me to do a residency at their facility with tons of this old equipment. Check out the site, and if inclined, think about heading out there to do a residency. Super nice Left-y Art for the Revolution-type people.
Saddam Hussein

"Talking" California gorilla puts out a CD

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Koko, California's famous "talking" gorilla, is breaking into song. The 31-year-old lowland gorilla, who is said to have mastered some 1,000 terms in American sign language, has "written" lyrics for a new album which should be available by the end of the week, her keepers said Tuesday. "The songs show a real depth of emotion. She's a complex person, just like we are," said Jennifer Patterson, a spokeswoman for the California-based Gorilla Foundation near San Francisco that has been Koko's home for some three decades. The album, entitled "Fine Animal Gorilla" after Koko's term for herself, runs the gamut of musical styles from low intensity rap and reggae to lullabies. While Koko herself does not sing on the album -- that is left to human vocalists -- she did sign off on the song lyrics and delivery. "We pretty much run all our lyrics by Koko," album producer Skip Haynes told KCBS radio. "Now, she's getting to the point where she actually listens to different mixes and tells us what mix she likes." Patterson said the CD would be available through the foundation's Web site (http://www.koko.org), and was expected to cost about $14. Koko is one of several gorillas which reputedly learned the basics of American Sign Language, and has frequently been pressed into service as an ambassador for her species. Lowland gorillas like Koko are threatened by logging and poaching in their native habitats in central Africa, while their cousins, the mountain gorillas, now number fewer than 500 in the wild.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bushbook.htm "Real? Manipulated? We can't say for sure, but either way these photographs demonstrate nothing beyond the trivial. As much as we may enjoy poking fun at our politicians, they aren't so clueless that they don't know binoculars don't work with the lens caps in place, or would stand confusedly staring through capped binoculars at total blackness for several minutes at a time. The Presidents in these pictures might be looking through night-vision scopes (which would be capped but still usable during daylight), or they may have been handed capped binoculars which they briefly raised their eyes before realizing the caps were still in place while a photographer or two managed to snap pictures during those brief instances." Ummmm like we dont know this? That voice is the typica skeptics voice, disseminating the truth from an imaginary above position, in a smug, condescending, "there there pat on the head" voice. These people, (and that is an insult to people) are the rabid humanists, atheists and flat worlders that would have all of mankind draped in grey bowing to thier logic and science. I cordially invite them to DIE. Thanks for that link "a.t."!