Saturday, December 14, 2002
Friday, December 13, 2002
Monday, December 09, 2002
Sunday, December 08, 2002
Friday, December 06, 2002
Visiting the Goatse man is like watching porn. Everyone's done it, but noone admits to it. It's dirty. It's not something you want anyone to know you do. Once you've done it you feel different. You want to jump in the shower and scrub until you're skin and bones. You want to go back 5 minutes before you saw this image. You want to do anything that can get rid of this forsaken image. It's probably banned in some country. Probably afghanistan, but everything's banned there. Once you've seen it though, you never forget it.
The initial reaction of people when they see this image is to immediately close it. Whether it's throwing your mouse to the little 'x' in the corner or alt+f4, you immediately close that fucken browser window. You don't want anyone seeing you looking at that! You think about how the hell he managed to open his asshole that wide. The image is in your brain, but not your screen thank god. Unfortunately your brain can't keep small details when it only gets to view an image for 2 seconds.
Thursday, December 05, 2002
Wednesday, December 04, 2002
Tuesday, December 03, 2002
Why the metric system is wrong
Author takes 'The Measure of All Things' (CNN) -- The meter is a crock. Originally, you see, the metric unit of distance was supposed to be one ten-millionth of the span from the north pole to the equator. But the Earth isn't a perfect sphere -- it's an oblate spheroid, flattened at the poles -- and every meridian isn't equal because the Earth isn't perfectly smooth, either. So the meter is an average, a compromise -- a figure agreed upon by men, not handed down by nature. It's arbitrary, in other words. [...] His book stresses the importance of a uniform system and how one is developed. In the United States, the reluctance to adopt the metric system caused trouble as recently as 1999, when NASA's Mars Climate Orbiter failed because engineers used English measurements instead of metric. [...] This is a lie, the orbiter failed because NASA mixed imperial and metric measurements incorectly, not because they "used English measurements instead of metric". CNNMonday, December 02, 2002
Read This!
(Q1) Why are we fighting and opposing you? (c) Under your supervision, consent and orders, the governments of our countries which act as your agents, attack us on a daily basis; The GuardianSunday, December 01, 2002
Friday, November 29, 2002
The Latest Kissinger Outrage
Why is a proven liar and wanted man in charge of the 9/11 investigation? [...] SlateThursday, November 28, 2002
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Wednesday, November 27, 2002
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WASHINGTON (Reuters Health) - Attorneys for the Bush Administration asked a federal court on Monday to order that documents on hundreds of cases of autism allegedly caused by childhood vaccines be kept from the public. Department of Justice (news - web sites) lawyers asked a special master in the US Court of Federal Claims to seal the documents, arguing that allowing their automatic disclosure would take away the right of federal agencies to decide when and how the material should be released. Attorneys for the families of hundreds of autistic children charged that the government was trying to keep the information out of civil courts, where juries might be convinced to award large judgments against vaccine manufacturers. The court is currently hearing approximately 1,000 claims brought by the families of autistic children. The suits charge that the measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine, which until recently included a mercury-containing preservative known as thimerosal, can cause neurological damage leading to autism. [...] Yahoo News .*;;;;**1.
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Tuesday, November 26, 2002
Monday, November 25, 2002
Easily shocked? Well if you shop regularly with Boys Stuff, probably not. But Dolly, the very latest in inflatable "comfort", could shock anyone (well, apart from the odd Welshman.) This is the last sexual taboo - and we're going to help you break it.
Rum, Sodomy, The Lash, and "Piracy"!
Academy seizes computers from nearly 100 mids By JESSICA R. TOWHEY, Staff Writer Officials at the Naval Academy have seized nearly 100 midshipmen's computers that allegedly contained illegally downloaded music and movies, sources said. The raid occurred Thursday while students were in class, and a source familiar with the investigation said the computers were being held by the administration. Cmdr. Bill Spann, academy spokesman, confirmed that an investigation into what material is on the computers is under way, but declined further comment. He did say punishment for illegally possessing copyrighted material ranges from a court-martial to loss of leave and other restrictions. Computers are given to each midshipman upon entering the academy. During their four years at the school, mids pay back the value of the computers through deductions from their monthly paychecks. Amanda Collins, a spokesman for the Recording Industry Association of America, said yesterday that the Naval Academy was among the colleges and universities around the country that were sent two letters from entertainment industry and educational associations asking them to address Internet piracy and establish policies against it. [...] http://www.hometownannapolis.com/cgi-bin/read/live/11_23-19/NAVFriday, November 22, 2002
Karma!
Record industry attempts to stop the swapping of pop music on online networks such as Kazaa will never work. So says a research paper prepared by computer scientists working for software giant Microsoft. The four researchers believe that the steady spread of file-swapping systems and improvements in their organisation will eventually make them impossible to shut down. They also conclude that the gradual spread of CD and DVD burners will help thwart any attempts to control what the public can do with the music they buy. Doomed disks The paper was prepared for a workshop on Digital Rights Management, (DRM), at the US Association for Computing Machinery's annual conference on Computer and Communications Security. Digital Rights Management describes attempts to stop people copying music from CDs and sharing the tracks via peer-to-peer networks such as Kazaa and Madster. To stop this piracy some music makers are starting to produce CDs that will not play on computers. Websites such as the Campaign for Digital Rights are documenting which CDs will and will not play on home computers. The music industry as a whole is also using the courts to shut down file-swapping systems and so far has enjoyed some successes. Alicia Keys, AP CDs by artists such as Alicia Keys are copy protected But Peter Biddle, Paul England, Marcus Peinado and Bryan Willman write that ultimately these attempts at control will fail. The success that the music industry has had in stopping file-swapping on systems such as Napster was due entirely to the fact that many of them rely on a few people to provide most of the material being swapped. By targeting these super-swappers the record industry could severely restrict how much music is available to the majority of members who take without sharing. The researchers point out that the growth of consumer broadband and cheap data storage will mean the numbers of people willing to swap is growing and will soon outstrip attempts to shut them down. The growth of instant messaging systems will also contribute to this gradual loss of control. The rising numbers of recordable CD and DVD drives are also making it much easier for consumers to create their own music compilations and share them with friends which could also stymie anti-piracy work. Price fix The paper also pointed out the technical flaws in DRM systems and said that, so far, all of them have been defeated. In one case the CD protection system designed to stop people playing the disks on a computer was foiled by using a marker pen to cover the outer ring of a disk. The authors reserve strongest criticism for watermarking systems which put invisible markers in music that stops tracks being passed around and shared. But the "severe" commercial and social problems inherent in such schemes plus their technical shortcomings mean that they are "doomed to failure", warn the authors. The paper's researchers emphasise that it represents their opinions rather than those of Microsoft, but their conclusions are likely to make uncomfortable reading for music industry executives. In essence, say the researchers, file-swapping systems have already won. The only way for music companies to compete is on the same terms by making music easy to get hold of and cheap to buy. Evidence gathered by critics of the music industry has shown that CD prices have steadily risen over the past few years and may have contributed to the slump in sales as much as the rise of file-swapping systems. In late September five music companies and three music retailers were fined more than $143million after being found guilty of fixing CD prices too high. So says the BBCThursday, November 21, 2002
E - PLURIBUS - UNUM
(Alafia Pudim) Selfish desires are burning like fires among those who horde the gold, As they continue to keep the people asleep and the truth from being told. Racism and greed keep the people in need from getting what's rightfully theirs, Cheating, Stealing and Double Dealing as they exploit the people's fears. Now Dow Jones owns the people's homes and all the surrounding land, buying and selling their humble dwelling in the name of the master plan. Cause paper money is like a bee without honey with no stinger to back him up, And those who stole people's gold are definitely corrupt. Credit Cards, Master Charge, Legacies of Wills, Real Estate, Stocks and Bonds on coupons, paper bills. Now the U.S. Mints on paper prints, millions every day, and use the Eagle for their Symbol, 'cause it's a bird of prey. Now the laurels of peace and the arrows of wars, are clutched very tightly in the eagle's claws, filled with greed and lust, and on the back of the dollar bill is the words "In God We Trust". But the Dollar bill is their only God and they don't even trust each other; and for a few dollars more they'd start a war to exploit some brother's mother. Then there's the Pyramid that stands by itself, created by Black people's knowledge and wealth, and over the Pyramid hands the Devil's eye, that stole from the truth and created the lie. Now Annuit means an endless amount stolen over the years, and Coeptis means a New Empire of Vampire millionaires, and Novus is a latin word meaning something new, and Ordo means a way of life chosen by a few. Seclorum is a word that means to take from another, knowledge, wisdom and understanding stolen from the brother. Roman numerals on the base of the Pyramid's face tell the date they began to exist, when they established this branch of hell in 1776. Now they are thirteen layers of stone on the Pyramid alone an unfinished work of art For 33 1/3 is how high as a Mason can go without falling apart. Thirteen stars in the original flag, 13 demons from the Devil's bag! 13 berries and 13 leaves! 13 colonies of land grabbing thieves! 13 arrows in the Eagle's claws, 67 corporations wage the Devil's wars, 13 stripes on the Eagle's shield, and these are the symbols on the U.S. Seal. Now on the front of the Dollar Bill to the Right of Washington's head, is a small seal in the shape of a wheel with a secret that's been left unsaid. The symbols in the middle represent the riddle of the scales, the ruler and the key, The Square rule is a symbol from the craft of Masonry. The scales represent Libra, the balance of the seventh sign, they also represent the just-us which you and I know is blind. The key unlocks the mysteries of the secrets of the seal, so that only the Govern-U-Men will know what they reveal. The four words above from the last parts of, the secrets of the seal, and tells how they fooled the people into thinking paper money was real. Now Theasaur means the treasuries, where they store the gold they stole, and Amer means to punish like the slaves they bought and sold. Then Septent means seven, like 1776 when the thirteen devils gathered to unleash their bag of tricks. Then Sigil means the images they've created to fool the world, like the colors on old Glory the flag they unfurled. Now Red's for the color of the Indian Man, White's for the devils who stole the land, Blue's for the eyes that hypnotized with the tricks and traps they've sprung and even to this very same day they all speak with forked tongue. And so the power's in the hands of the ruling classes, playing God with the fate of all the masses, so the people don't get any in the land of the plenty CAUSE E PLURIBUS UNUM MEANS "ONE OUT OF MANY". "One Out Of Many" by The Last PoetsWednesday, November 20, 2002
Tuesday, November 19, 2002
Monday, November 18, 2002
Antarctica
"In the world of sound recordists, those specializing in natural sound form the smallest group. Among that tiny group, very few professionals stand out. And most of these will acknowledge in a heartbeat that of all the places in the world to record creature life, the Antarctic is the most problematical. Where animal life is the least dense on the planet and the weather is generally awful, this polar region provides a test that only the best recordists will survive physically, creatively, and technically. Doug Quin is one of the rare few who has mastered the elements, the equipment and the poetic sense it takes to generate the fine sound art represented here. The only way to hear the other-worldly voices of Weddell, leopard seals, and penguins underwater is with a hydrophone (underwater microphone). Previously, these creatures had been recorded many times. But it takes that special gift of creative imagination, combined with a knowledge of the technology to put together the multi-headed array of hydrophones that produced the stereo/surround events heard on this album. It didn't hurt that the weather gods smiled for Quin while on site. Just remember though, no one has used this type of stereo array in this manner before. And to create this kind of magic with natural sound takes time, enormous patience, perserverance, and a keen compositional sense to make lyrical the material heard on this album. Sounds from the Antarctic present the ultimate test."
-Bernie Krause
Quin
Sunday, November 17, 2002
Saturday, November 16, 2002
"Myself enjoying a pupa of the giant hornets. The bugs were fried not too crisp, but rather soft still."
Time of photo: November 5, 1999. Place: Guangzhou city, Guangdong Province, China.
http://eat.bees.net/
Giant hornets regularly attack beehives. Typically, an attack begins when a single hornet captures a lone bee nearby the hive. After several of these perimeter skirmishes, one hornet leaves a marking pheromone at the hive's entrance. This pheromone attracts the other hornets, who arrive en masse and attack the beehive. The bees' stingers can't penetrate the hornets' armor, so it's a one-sided slaughter; something like 30,000 bees can be killed in a few hours by 30-40 hornets.
Japanese honeybees, however, have evolved an interesting defensive strategy. When a hornet marks the hive's entrance, the bees guarding the entrance return to the hive and wait for the attacking hornets. This has the effect of luring the first attacking hornets into the hive, rather than allowing them to start their attack outside. Simultaneously, over 1000 worker bees in the hive leave the combs and mass just inside the hive's entrance. When a hornet tries to enter the hive, the workers surround it, forming a ball of bodies, and cook it to death with their body heat. The bees also release a pheromone that draws ever more bees from the hive's interior to come to the entrance and defend the nest.
This strategy must be perfect in order to be successful. If the bees fail in killing the first hornet attackers, then the hornet pheromone gets stronger, and more hornets arrive to reinforce their attack. By sheer numbers, the hornets can overpower the bees.
Source: Bernd Heinrich, "The Thermal Warriors: Strategies of Insect Survival," Harvard University Press, 1996.
Friday, November 15, 2002
Many Iraqis voluntarily chose to vote with their blood, chanting "with our soul and with our blood, we sacrifice ourselves to you, oh Saddam".
Radio Netherlands
Thursday, November 14, 2002
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Happy holidays, my dear friends!

Hell Bank notes are used in funeral ceremonies in many far-eastern countries to provide money and goods in the afterlife for the dead person. The term "hell" just designates the place where the dead go, and does not carry the negative connotations that it does in the Christian world.
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"Alun Kirby, found hung by the neck, for disrespecting Ladytron. A member of the crowd said: 'We warned that boy; he had to pay' "