Protest!!!! and stick it to the electric companies, right in their wallet. a mass blackout could have financial impact on those bastards. and show us how dependant we are on that little buzzing wire... ROLL YOUR OWN BLACK OUT THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER JUNE 21, 2001 THURS EVE, 7-10pm worldwide, all time zones --------------------------------------------------- In protest of George W. Bush's energy policies and lack of emphasis on efficiency, conservation and alternative fuels, there will be a voluntary rolling blackout on the first day of summer, June 21 at 7pm - 10pm in any time zone (this will roll it across the planet). It's a simple protest and a symbolic act. Turn out your lights from 7pm-10pm on June 21. Unplug whatever you can unplug in your house. Light a candle to the sungod, kiss and tell, make love, tell ghost stories, do something instead of watching television, have fun in the dark. Forward this email as widely as possible, to your government representatives and environmental contacts. Let them know we want global education, participation and funding in conservation, efficiency and alternative fuel efforts -- and an end to over exploitation and misuse of the earth's resources. ***************** MOMENTUM: for a cooler planet. Pick it up. MOMENTUM magazine CELEBRATE SUMMER SOLSTICE, THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR!

Labour supports email spy policy

by Wendy Brewer Friday, 18 May 2001 The government is backing EU plans to extend the state's power to snoop at private emails. Under the proposals, all email communications will have to be retained by ISPs for a seven-year period. "Only people who have something to hide should be worried," said a spokesperson at the Department of Trade and Industry. "The government will only have cause to browse emails if they have their suspicions about a user. They simply don't have the time or money to check every email sent." The proposals were revealed in a leaked EU report earlier this week. But Human Rights groups are enraged by the proposals claiming they breach a fundamental right to privacy. Having already campaigned against RIPA (the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act), which gives government the right to demand encryption codes, protestors are now infuriated these powers may be extended. "This was meant to strike a balance," said a press officer for the EC. "Governments need maximum powers to catch cyber criminals, but there will always be people who are unhappy." The European Union's Justice and Home Affairs Committee will consider the proposals on 28 May.

"I'm going to take my lashes to the limit"

stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for the visual route link!!!! from my experience so far netscan picks up the most open ports. finger too(but we know that isn't so realistic anymore). ipx can suck my dick....btw. i've been spending my entire sat. dumping that molasses.

Visual Route is a blast... VisualRoute is a visual, fast, and integrated ping, whois, and traceroute program that automatically analyzes Internet connectivity problems, displaying the results on a World map.

superG=freddy mercury? what are you tellin' me, supaG?

The Gnutella protocol does not scale; it is being changed so that it will scale. This involves making more powerful clients on fat pipes into supernodes that can handle indexing, while less powerful nodes are simply leech / storage nodes. "Legitimate" sources will never be as cool / popular as Gnutella, becaus they always have to have one eye over thier shoulders due to ambulance chasers trying to shut them down/make a buck. Napster is being abandoned because of this lawyer/RIAA pressure; check out the numbers: Napster is loosing users because so much is being filtered. Once the problems of the Gnutella scaling, structure and anonymity are solved, it will grow expontionally; nothing can compete with free access to EVERYTHING; no "legal" site can compete; its as simple as that. What will be interesting to see is what happens to those sites that provide www interfaces to Gnutella, and wether or not the RIAA BiaTcEs will try to shut them down. Journalists (who are mostly computer illiterates) do not have the necessary capacity to imagine what it would be like to have free access to everything in a way that is totally unstopabble and unrestricted. This is why they always say that it wont work, or that there is some fix over the horizon that will solve it all. They have no direct experience with Warez or Cracking, and so dont understand that there is NOTHING anyone can do to stop the free flow of files on a network. These dumbasses cant even find out this stuff from Google. Filesharing is here to stay; no matter how hard they try, the RIAA and thier pig bedfellows will always fail. HMG today said that it will back email snooping legislation being out forward by the EEC. These nimrods dont even understand that the next version of Sendmail (the program that is responsible for 99.99% of all emailsent in the world) will have unbreakable transparently inplimented end to end encryption build in by default,so that no ones email, in transit and when it sits on an ISPs server will be readable by the ISP, or anyone else. We are going to have our freedom; privacy online will be universal, the free exchange of files will be commonplace. What will have to change is how artists and labels are compensated. This will probably mean users taking personal responsibility for compensating the artists and labels that they enjoy by buying tshirts and maybe physical sound carriers & other stuff. This is the new reality, and its good. Its a shock, it takes getting used to, but once you sit and THINK about it, it makes sense, and takes your breath away with its simplicity. And as for this "virus" bullshit, well this just proves that the article was written by a total LamEr; these are the same l00sers that use outlook express and click on "nudehornyhousewife.jpg" the instant that it arrives in their inbox. These virus red herrings are boring at best, and will not do anything but discredit the lamers that write this sort of FUD/trash talk.

We are getting LOTS of submissions for blinks; keep them coming!!!!

Dav, http://www.limewire.com is the app fror Gnutella; it rulez

fosters, 151, and milk or 10$ cash to 'freddy' down the block. hmmmm. i just don't want to explode that's all.

Live it.

School boy Algebra...

We've been sent the following email: oooooohhhhhhhh!! "I loved the cover of your Too Many Fools CD, and thougth that since you guys are into Sailor Moon, you would like some inside info on the forthcoming Sailor Moon Movie! Here is a partial listing of the Cast: Sailor Moon: Sarah Michelle Gellar Sailor Mars: Jessica Love Hewitt Sailor Mercury: Milla Jovovitch Sailor Jupiter: Carly Pope Sailor Venus: Undecided / Open Rini: Undecided / Open Darian: Keanu Reeves Beryl: Sigourney Weaver Voice of the Wise man: undecided Birdie: Undecided / Open Catsy: Undecided / Open Avery: Undecided / Open Its going to be a great feature: 100% digital production, with the latest effects. Although this a sino american venture, all of the cast and and production will be based in the us. Hope that that has whet your whistle! We are still dasting for many of the parts, including Diamond, Emerald, Rubius and the voice of Artemis."

"Loft Story," based on the exploits of a group of twentysomethings in a sealed compound jammed with television cameras, has attracted huge ratings since its launch a few weeks ago. In an emergency sitting called after fierce criticism of the programme led by French intelligentsia and clergy, the Paris-based CSA authority ruled that the constant TV scrutiny of the contestants harmed their human rights. "(The authority) requires daily breaks of significant and reasonable duration in which no audio or visual recording or broadcasting shall take place," it said in a statement. "Regardless of the aim of the programme or the fact that the contestants have given their consent, it is imperative from the point of human dignity that there are places and times in which they are not submitted to public observation," it added. When was the last time you heard the word intelligentsia used to describe a living person?!! And ummm, the human rights of the contestants demands that they have the right to be filmed in ANY WAY THAT THEY CONSENT TO BE FILMED. DUH!

i guess you know about absurd.org but this is cool: http://www.absurd.org/a-periodic/web_is_dead.html--

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here is what i want to talk about on the dial of blogs, but i will forget by tomorrow: my girlfriend just icq'd me this, she just got gnutella: someone is searching for:: "Melanie drinks cum from a straw inserted into the dick.avi" why does rankpeople.com, and possibly amihotornot if it would work, default to women. check out this site: www.memebank.org - from nevochka nezvanova there is an interesting, but slightly hard to read (hey "she" is so crazy with her shaolin sword style) meme at www.memebank.org/0002/0002.html also read the bit in the current new scientist about gender. i might type it all out and post it and also send a few links. maybe. also check out www.xrefer.com if you are writing essays. very cool. and they have a sherlock plugin (or a re working on it!) alex. --

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Miles Davis "Aura" Columbia/Legacy CK 63962 1989 Time: 67:01 Musicians: Miles Davis - Trumpet; John McLaughlin - Guitar; Vince Wilburn - Electronic Drums; Thomas Clausen>, Ole Koch-Hansen, Kenneth Knudsen - Keyboards; Bjarne Roupe - Guitar; Bo Stief - Fender & Fretless Bass; Niels-Henning Orsted Pedersen - Acoustic Bass; Lennart Gruvstedt - Drums; Marilyn Mazur, Ethan Weisgaard - Percussion; Niels Eje - Oboe/Cor Anglais; Lillian Toernqvist - Harp; Eva Thaysen - Vocals; Benny Rosenfeld, Palle Bolvig, Jens Winther, Perry Knudsen, Idrees Sulieman - Trumpet; Vincent Nilsson, Jens Engel, Ture Larsen - Trombone; Ole Kurt Jensen - Bass Trombone; Axel Windfeld - Bass Trombone & Tuba; Jesper Thilo, Per Carsten, Uffe Karskov, Bent Jaedig, Flemming Madsen - Woodwinds; Palle Mikkelborg - Trumpet & Flugelhorn

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dam a, that was the best list yet!!!!!! great. funny but a friend told me that 'someone' (x-empolyee) just got thru on port 21 on one of his web servers. thanks superscan 206. ha.

perl -le '$_="6110>374086;2064208213:90<307;55";tr[0->][ LEOR!AUBGNSTY];print' cut, paste execute.

Monitor the USA v CHINA "war" defaced-l [web page defacement announce list] This is a public HIGH VOLUME (1) mail list to circulate news/info on defaced web sites. To subscribe to Defaced, send mail to defaced-l-subscribe@mailinglists.org with "subscribe defaced-l" in the BODY of the mail. There will be two types of posts to this list: 1. brief announcements as we learn of a web defacement. this will include the site, date, and who signed the hack. we will also include a URL of a mirror of the hack. 2. at the end of the day, a summary will be posted of all the hacks of the day. these can be found on the mirror site listed under 'relevant links'

Just Like Candy! http://www.prosumer.tv/philosophy.html

Unbelievable: HMG adopts PGP!

"the UKGovernment is to implement encryption technology to enable secure e-mail communication between its departments, a move that could save taxpayer's money and increase efficiency. PGP Security last week said it was to supply government departments with a 128-bit version of its PGP for HMG encryption product. It said the product would provide encryption technology at the approved baseline/ restricted level which would enable government bodies and commercial partners to communicate securely. "Any government information that is sensitive is not sent electronically, instead it is saved on a disc and physically taken to the other department - at the taxpayer's expense," said Mark Tucker, sales manager for PGP. The company said version 6.0 of PGP for HMG will be fully inter-operable with its commercial counterpart. "The sheer volume of restricted information that governments need to transfer electronically means they need a solution they can trust," said John Doody, head of customer services at the government's National Technical Information Security Authority.

Gandhi's four steps to victory are as follows: 1. They ignore you. 2. They laugh at you. 3. They fight you. 4. You win.

still nothing like a speak and spell.....albeit for the big red handle. do they use 802.11b too? btw: it may be good by usa for me. i have formally applied for canadian citizenship in vancouver. let's hope all goes thru. keep your finger crossed for me.........it's been 2 years and we've decided to try it!

At the time and date of this Blog, The Voice of the Islamic Republic of Iran is transmitting on 13.375, which is one of the Lincolnshire Poachers regular spots....hmmmmmmmmmm.

Mobile Photography

High-quality telephones are only half the story. The DoCoMo store also featured a range of more specialized mobile Internet appliances. The two examples shown here are intended for mobile photography. Camessepetit and Eggy both let users snap photos, which they can then decorate with cartoonish overlays and transmit to others who are using similar devices or regular i-mode telephones. Camessepetit (left) and Eggy (right) mobile photography products from DoCoMo Camessepetit is clearly intended for children, and I applaud DoCoMo for shipping simplified mobile products for this demanding user population. Eggy also does digital movies but seems more nerdy. How can I apply the term "nerdy" to a product named "Eggy"? Well, anything with buttons labeled mode, menu, and shift definitely has nerdy tendencies, regardless of what it's called. Maybe DoCoMo should have applied a little more usability to Eggy before it was released. Well well wellie well well!! How long do you think that we will have to wait for these incredibly beautiful useful and fun phonez to reach our shores? probably never is the answer, and that my friends, SUCKS.

The report of the Demise of The Buzzer was premature; we check the buzzer every day, and the day that we thought it had gone west, it actually became audible extremely late in the day. This may have been to the coronal mass ejections / sunsopots that have been blasting the earth this month. Normally, we can start to hear The Buzzer late in the afternoon, but that day, it started to become barely audible at around 7ish, which is *really* late. As soon as we heard the Buzzer in its normal place, we n00ked the post, which accounts for the blotting out...

Laziness is one of themost powerful energies in the universe. Closely related to entropy, laziness is like heroin/morphine/percocet addiction. Its ssooooooooooo good, so enveloping, warm comfortable and reassuring, that once you have to give it up, its like being one of the living dead. Like chemical drug addiction, the Rich can afford to feed their laziness habbit. They can swan around "stoned" all day, drinking coffe, excersising, watching Dragonball Z, screwing, what-ever. And as it is with chemical addiction (coke), the "old money" Rich mind set can live with laziness, and are not destryoed by it; just look at all the pop stars / lottery winners who get rich quick, stop working, and then die because they get "bored". Yes dear friends, if you can, choose laziness, "Ne travaillez jamais" they said in '68 (aparently). Words to live by....

The draconian-sounding Italian law about people running websites needing to join the Italian equivalent of the NUJ, have a "responsible editor" etc. became law on the 5th or April. I've been following rants about it but don't think I understand what it really amounts to. Broadly speaking, it seems to be in line with other Italian legislation in that it can't possibly mean what it appears to, but if the authorities decide they don't like you they can probably use it to put you in prison for ever. I read a Q&A with one of the supporters of the law which read a lot like HO stuff here about why RIPA isn't scary. Does everyone with a website need to register? No, of course not, that would be silly. So who, then? People who run online newspapers. How do you know if you run an online newspaper? If you make information available to the general public. So, any web page? No, only if you update it regularly. etc. etc. This is from memory. I certainly didn't come away with a clear idea of whether my "recreational maths books" web page would be an online newspaper if I updated it every time I bought or read a recreational maths book. Some of the people who are worried about the law claim that you can theoretically get a life sentence for breaking it (because anonymous publishing is very very illegal in Italy). Mind you, Italy has some odd laws. It's illegal to be rude about foreign heads of state. Note that as the Vatican is a foreign country this would make it illegal to be rude about the Pope. Hmm.

"violent style " - now were talking! cheers

as a new england conservatory alum i congratulate you on going that route. there's no richer road but beware the temptress of fame et al. it can corrupt wildly and YOU can get lost in the process quite easly. it's taken me 4 years to get my creative self back. the group favors the median. good luck.....i'm sure your head is screwed on right already though as you probably wonldn't be posting here if it weren't. sculpting? new face lift for jonas

actually it's ie5.5 but who's counting :). btw:sbs2000 is like chewing rocks. i had just made a 500$ support call to ms and found out that almost the entire first shipment of sbs2000 was sent out with the wrong keycodes! now that's corporate caring....to make matters worse the entire install will run and ONLY THEN will you be notified that the incorrect key was entered. i can't believe this sh@tty product. shame on them. it'll eat up all your nntp, smtp and tcp/ip as well during this install. wish i didn't have to work with this sh@t but you gotta pay if you want to play.

Somebody forgot to tell Alcatel that the Track Changes feature of Microsoft Word is a dangerous thing to use when you plan to make the document available online and the publisher of said document doesn't have a clue about how to merge the changes in permanently prior to making it publicly available for all to see. With all of their commentary intact, the document was made available online, and is somewhat enlightening to those that really believe that these companies care about customers. Check out the entirety of Alcatel's classic PR move.

GNUPGP may compile on OSX before the {N}etwork {S} {A}ssociates get round to porting PGP...keep an eye out for it. http://www.linuxppc.org/software/index/gpgp.html Mozilla This is shaping up to be the only viable alternative to IE5/World subjugation. That was issue 14 btw.

Were really looking forward to trying OSX; we can run all of our legacy Mac apps, and all of the new naitive stuff in a robust and utterly kewl environment. Linux may well be made redundant by OSX, since it does now what Linux will do in another five years.; appeal to the dummies as well as the 3|337. *nix dudez. (and people who need to run ATM) :] did you write that post in IE for OSX? Or is that not out yet?? It will be a toatl scream to read the millions of posts from the LaMeRs about how they trashed their systems cuz they were logged in as w007 when they were "practicing that horrible command line stuff".

so sorry to tell everone this but Joey Ramone has passed on. a loss for all of us.

i am normal-i am clean i'm not frightened-i won't scream

Try these leet codes for your Nokia fone: this one will switch your fone to "Enhanched Full rate codec". *3370# EFR will be activated after a reboot of the phone ( consumes more power ) #3370# EFR will be switched off after a reboot of the phone.

7 hours bound in the cords of love love and betrayal go hand in glove... the chance is lost. upgrade woes? at work today a botched install on one of their nt4 mail machines ate the exchange records for over three hundred users. via the backup all was saved all be it for my nerves and the lack of food in my system. unfortunate for me i had to deal with a horrible os but it's not my choice of platforms. also thru this trying situation ip was taken away and the raid controller stopped functioning.....needless to say i can relate. nothing like running a ms network except the steady drip of never ending water torture. also here in the us...northpoint(line supplier) filed chap 11 and cut their service......:without notice from their wonderful isp no web-no mail et al. i had heard that 100,000 accounts were dropped point blank and again without notice. comcast(cable) and verizon(pstn) are scrambling to further their already controlling grasp on the communications industry in the mid-atlantic states. sad. by money...b(u)y freedom. hey home user you want vpn? take that cable modem at 40$ per month and up it to 90$. what else is included in this price? nothing! just an open port for pptp. again.. ...sad. can someone say "anti-trust"?

Yesterday, tried to upgrade from Mozilla 17 to Mozilla .8, and when untarred the package, the sytem got hosed. x refused to start. Took the opportunity to n00k� the installation and then upgrade to mandrake 7.2, this time without KDE (220meg) and a whole bunch of other stuff, like enlightenment. Couldnt do the upgrade the "right way�"; the mandrake 7.2 installer has a broken part in it; if it detects that you dont have enough space to upgrade, it gets stuck in a loop with an error dialogue. Have limited space on this drive (1.5gig); need an 8 gig drive to do a less restriced install..then again, its "good practice�" (in both ways) to choose and install each package individually. These Linux installers are getting better and better. Next, going to give Debian another try, either progeny or the "real thing�". The potato 2.2 installer failed to create a /dev/mouse and frankly, "we need to work!�"

ye link below doth not work!

check these instead, they rawk! "Anti-Census Fever Running Wild" "The Most Dangerous Site on the Internet" 48% of Americans said "privacy concerns" made them less likely to answer all the questions on the long form privacy international Predictably there is nothing (to be found on Google) about anti census activity related to the UK. If you find some, post it!

Australian Jedi

UPDATED: that link is busted: try the ones above

Scopeware This is something VERY interesting; read the essays by David Gerlerntner about information represented in streams, and then try it out!

X-Envelope-From: ?????@?????? From: "Simon" ?????@??????> To: Subject: Fw: Jedi Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2001 23:44:54 +0100 X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-Envelope-To: irdial@irdialsys.win-uk.net You may have already seen this. . . ----- Original Message ----- From: ?????@?????? To: *********** Sent: Friday, April 06, 2001 3:31 PM Subject: Jedi As some of you may know there is a census coming around on Sunday April 29 2001 For those who don't know, a census is where the government collates general information about it's residents (number of people living in your house, religion, etc) Apparently, if there are enough people in Great Britain, who put down a religion that isn't mentioned on the census form it becomes a fully recognised and legal religion. It usually takes about 10,000 people to nominate the same religion. It is for this reason that it has been suggested that anyone who does not have a dominant religion to put "Jedi" as their religion. Send this on to all your friends and tell them to put down "Jedi" on their census form. And remember ......If you are a member of the Jedi religion then you are by default a 'Jedi Knight'. So If this has been your dream since you were 4 years old.... Do it cos you love Star Wars, If not........... then just do it to annoy people. "May the Force be with you!"

would you want a say if you were offered it, and if you were, what would you? -"nuke canada! 1400 megatons straight to the dome piece." that would be exactly what i would say. full moon tonight....go outside for a walk...we have mist here. house groove makes you move.......

perhaps next time the mob won't be the tool.

Nuts and bolts

One of Extreme's key tenants requires programmers to release a nuts-and-bolts version of its product to the customer first and then continue to build additional features afterward. This immediately remedies the time-to-market problem, and customers wind up with a less buggy product to which features are added as the customer demands. Extreme also requires programmers to maintain a direct relationship with the customer. Rather than packing a product with thousands of features, the customer can specify exactly what they want, and the programmer can focus on perfecting a few features. Programmers must write tests for their own programs before they begin coding. These tests are used instead of an independent "quality assurance," or testing, group--a technique that will save time, according to Extreme's advocates. During the coding process, programmers also practice a technique called re-factoring. This involves constantly working to simplify the code. By keeping code clean and defining things only once, programmers reduce the number of errors that must be addressed later. For code writers themselves, one of the most striking differences is Extreme's requirement of pair programming. Once they switch to pairs, many programmers say they prefer it because the team approach can dramatically boost productivity and quality. Extreme also mandates communal ownership of all code. http://www.xprogramming.com/what_is_xp.htm

basically i my opinion gwb is a tool. a puppet if you will and for that matter they all have been and probably always will be. but it does matter who they are the puppets for. and this stat:"84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year" out of 535 is pretty poor #'s let face it. if anything most people in congress and in the upper levels of the us gov are 'insulated monks'. they just seem worldly as they have had to put up with each others bullshit for years. it's all a big f#ing joke man, come on. we have no real say and will never have it again unless people decide on their own that they are ready to release control which will not happen. i am not advocating giving up on trying to get things done but it's quite futile and getting more so daily. this is the truth anyway you would choose to slice it i'm sorry to say. yes yes we are at the top of the game(us) but at what cost? guts?????? perhaps the ones on the sidewalks of our bloody past and future. we are guily of genocide even nazi germany can't claim the success we have achieved in this dept. are we the only country to have such a past? ov course not but it's easy to forget when your drinking a f&*ing pepsi. clinton, was he better?? of course not it's all a sham. that the fucking truth! nike/sprite/n' sync is there any difference? cisco will be the death of us all.......perhaps that's taking it too far. or is it? we can crawl into our little cyber worlds of our own making or open the windows and let the fresh air in!!!!!!!

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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29 have been accused of spousal abuse *7 have been arrested for fraud *19 have been accused of writing bad checks *117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at leased 2 businesses *3 have done time for assault *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges *8 have been arrested for shoplifting *21 are currently defendants in lawsuits *84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Whatever.

This is doing the rounds amongst the "office drones with email circuits". What it implies is that congressmen with the above attributes are not fit to rule because they have made these "mistakes", and it further implies that only people with "clean records" should rule. I beg to differ. These people are EXACTLY the sort of people that we need to rule; people with REAL EXPERIENCE of REAL LIFE, not insulated monks who know nothing about the way that everybody lives. Its great that GWB has snorted coke, maybe he will have a more rational approach to drug regulation. "Slick Willy"; I'd rather have a man with balls in charge than some vile holier than thou abstainer; he even had the guts to apologies for the MK ULTRA atrocities. What other president had the guts to even admit that it went on, much less apologize. Life is dirty. Life has rough edges. Congressmen have to deal with all of the most vile manipulative elements in the USA, and in order to repel these evil men, they have to have direct knowledge of "evil" and all of the bad practices that the "normal" (those who are not holding high office) folk get up to. In any case all of this is moot; in the USA, people elect their representatives, and all of this stuff is known BEFORE they are elected to public office. The above list only shows that America has got it right; they elect their peers to run their government, not empty shells or false "role models" who are living double lives. Americans can take the truth. They are miles ahead of every other country on earth. But you knew that...

Now THAT looks interesting; this really is the way forward; differentiation through taking responsibility for your tools; as soon as you use software thats publicly available, which today pretty much means keyboards as well as the accursed laptops, you are instanly trapped in a sound "gamut" from which its difficult to escape. If however, you build your own tools, you are working in your own space, and it will be very much more simple to break out and really explore. It would be great to hear this machine in action; I wonder what it would sound like very loud..... It looks like something that would be sensitive to how it was amplified, and also sensitive to how much the battery had drained. There is nothing quite as lovely as the sound of battery powered amplification / crude synthesiser that is running on an almost dead set of batteries. What other lamps has Davros been hiding under his bushel??!

sell it to me!!!!! nah, just kidding. enjoy that thing. much respect to you for the motivation and ingenuity.

they are 'little buckys' in fear of having their precious bodily fluids corrupted by the rooskies. amis? it's a goin' jessie! brutal with the millimeter/catch the vapors (a little under reported wouldn't you say?)

triplet: battle mothra stewart origin: Mothra's origin is not well known. She was the guardian of an ancient race of tiny humanoids named the Cosmos who lived on earth(and enjoyed her cookies). The Cosmos civilization became very advanced but the Zen of Earth Lifeforce created Battra {Battle Mothra} to kill Mothra and wipe out the Cosmos. Although Mothra defeated Battra, the civilization of the Cosmos still crumbled and Mothra lay dormant for many years(all be it for her wonderful flower arrangments). In 1993 she hatches from an egg when Godzilla and Battra threaten Japan. note: Mothra's behavior patterns and communication abilities indicate an above average level of intelligence. & the world's largest lepidoptera in a new bio-engineered triplet fantasy being. battle mothra stewart(patent pandering)

actually, dav i shouldn't have been speaking for you too. sorry. to clarify. i was referencing the kyoto agreement and our(us') backing out of it. basically, while it's a futile effort any move in that direction can't hurt. that was my thought process. sorry if i had claimed to be speaking for you as well. nonetheless that move in tandem with the gov's taking bids to drill in the national wildlife preserve is disturbing to me. i thought businessmen thought long term?! i can provide links on both sides of this debate however any limit on emmissions and the like globally is a temp fix in my view and a lilly pad for our next move in this area. i highly doubt that we will see a MORE aggressive approach to this problem from our current administration. mind you-this is not an expression of political leanings however a summation of our current state in my view. that state, sad to say enviornmentally, is not looking good. boo hoo for us humans i guess. hey we can always move right? (off the planet)

i apologize on behalf of my country and it's shortsighted leadership. today is a very sad day.

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The Media has shown Islam as oppressing women, making them invisible, anonymous and voiceless. It implies that women were entirely submerged into a role as wife and mother. If you believe this then it may come as a surprise to learn that the majority of converts to Islam are WOMEN.

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My Dear Sister, Know that you are man's sister and half of humanity. You are a mother, wife, daughter, sister, aunt, grand daughter or grand mother. The Prophet said, what translated means, Women are, indeed, men's partners. [Abu Dawood]. You are a member of the great nation of Islam, the best nation ever produced for mankind. No other nation on earth has more great men, leaders and conquerors than this nation. It is the nation of guidance and the straight religion, and it leads humanity to righteousness and truth. It transforms people from worshippers of slaves to worshippers of the Lord of slaves, from life's pressures to the pleasures of the Life after, and from the injustice of other religions to the justice of Islam. Your ancestors, great women of Islam, were one of the main reasons for this great nation to take this great place among all nations. Allah, Who granted Islam to this nation, made a high place for Muslim women, and decreed that they share in the responsibilities of enjoining truth, forbidding evil and raising the flag of Islam. He said, what translated means, The believers, men and women, are loyalists of one another, they enjoin righteousness and forbid evil, they offer their prayers perfectly and give the Zakat, and obey Allah and His Messenger. Allah will leave His Mercy on them. Surely Allah is All-Mighty, All-Wise. [9:71] Allah has given Muslim women what they can bare of orders and duties. He is the God Who knows His creation, Should He not know what He created? And He is the Most Kind, All-Aware (of everything). [67:14]. My dear sister, you are called upon today to truly become an active member of the Muslim nation, strive to establish victory for Allah's Word, implement the Quran and help build the generation of Iman. What Do Your Enemies Want From You? There are those who want to distract you from doing your duty. They want to distract you from meeting your noble obligation, that is, to defend the religion of Allah and raise His Word high. Those enemies use many methods: First: They distract you from what Allah created you to perform of worship, belief and Da'wah (propagating Islam). They use this worldly life as their bate: Jewelry stores, fashions that originate in non-Muslim countries, new models all the time, desires raised, hunger that can never be satisfied, pleasures and competition for them and endless ways for joy. Allah did not create us for this. Indulging in these matters is usually accompanied by wasting time and money and igniting enmity and competition between the rich and the poor. Second: They ignite enmity between you and man. To those sinners, you are a daughter that is put down, a humiliated mother, an abused wife and an oppressed sister! Men are always unjust, hypocrites, dictators, freedom- preventers and suppressers, according to them. There is a fabricated war that those evil ones are starting for no reason other than to direct you to rebel against your father, be arrogant with your brother and disobedient to your husband. They do not call for justice, mercy and unity. They call for hatred, arrogance and destruction. Third: They do not stop at their call for rebellion against parents, brothers and husbands, rather, they plot against Islam. They call upon you to rebel against the obligations of Islam and the decrees of the All-Knowing King. Islam, to them, is unjust and Islamic laws are imperfect and restrictive. They call upon you, day and night, to rebel and insist on the disobedience of this religion. They try to rid you of your religion. They try to rid you of comfort and safety under generous parenthood, happy marriage and good brotherly relations. Those devils portray piety and honor as chains on freedom. To them, Hijab does not cover the head, but also covers the mind; prayer, fasting and Zakat are a waste of time and effort; and obedience to husbands is slavery and a retum to the stone age. They distorted all facts and changed all truths, all to serve their evil goals. More study to be found here. Pokemon, like Rock & Roll, Statues, Weed, House Music, The Internet and anything else on the Morons Hitlist of Evil stuff is NOT EVIL, and should not be given the status of "An Evil Thing�". It makes governments and religious leaders look stupid, and none of us have any time for it, as I am sure you will agree. This Pokemon affair has nothing to do with the misconceptions about religions that are trotted out by the "be like us" brigade.

"No end of insanity in sight."-true! ask their women how they feel.

Saudi bans Pokemon - March 26, 2001 Prepare for trouble, Make it double, To protect the faithful from contamination, To destroy the people in the Zionist nation, To deny our children any kind of fun, To make our voices their only ones, Saudi! Arabia! Blasted to hell with a beam of light! All lovers of Pokemon; prepare to fight! No end of insanity in sight.

The foot and mouth virus, via nanoprobe microphone said:

"All your beef are belong to us"

We know e-mail is popular, but just how many e-mail addresses are there today? According to Messaging Online, the number of e-mail boxes worldwide has soared to 891 million, with 51% of those outside the U.S. Not surprisingly, Web-based e-mail platforms lead the way with a 31% share, followed by ISP-serviced e-mail boxes at 26%. These figures suggest the average Internet user has about 2.5 e-mail accounts, and point to the immense challenge of keeping e-mail lists fresh and targetable.

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now that's a video game! ck this out: "First, thank you so much for your honesty. I am deeply touched and feel I should be equally as honest. I wish I could tell you otherwise, but I don't feel the same. I do enjoy the time we've spent together. We have great conversations and in many ways are on the same wave length. I look forward to our daily email chats. But I can't take things any further than what they are. I don't know why I don't feel romantically towards you. Believe me, I've asked myself many times because you are fantastic as well. But that romantic spark isn't there for me. I hope very much that I haven't been too harsh. I would never want you to be hurt in any way. But there seemed to be no other way. I would hope that we can remain friends; but if it's too hard for you to continue communication, I'll understand." -ouch!

what about speak and spell? or galaxian?

Handhelds

Heres one for all the old skool handheld nutz seeing as the new GameBoy is about to be unleashed in J. 17 times faster than the original GB, and 25 games at release; Only Nintendo rule, All Segas base R blong 2 Mario!

"4th startup in 10 years" - i know right. when i left nyc and came back to pa i had to explain my jam packed two page rez to all these corporate types. funny how transitory people have been. hopefully all the 'posers' are getting weeded out though. those cell phone yups who are out to prove their non-exsistent worth really have no place in this business. 'branding' this and 'branding' that. now their singing the 'give me my unemployment ck' song. tee hee to them. yes, 'branding' is quite important but ONLY and i repeat ONLY if you have a product/service worth pushing. i worked for three 'new media' places around sillyCON alley who treated their googly eyed over aggressive yup chumps to a case of what they diserved. the axe. now those "VP's and CFO's" are scrambling to get hired by viacom. ha-ha suckers....hope you enjoy working for the man. ;p

from Dawn, Pakistani English language paper ___________________________________________ GM seed patents legalizing 'bio-serfdom' By Cathryn Atkinson BRUNO: It all began with a few stubborn weeds in a ditch. Percy Schmeiser, a 68-year-old Canadian farmer, was puzzled by the poor result of his annual herbicide spraying in the spring of 1997. As in previous years, he used Roundup, Monsanto's weed killer, to burn off the plants along the outskirts of his 1,400-acre farm near the hamlet of Bruno, in Saskatchewan. Despite saturating the area with herbicide, he found rogue oilseed rape plants thriving in ditches and around telephone poles. Having crossbred his own seed for 35 years, he wondered if he had accidentally created some kind of mutant. So he sprayed Roundup from the edge of his field inward, a full 24 metres into his own flourishing crop of oilseed rape. It should have killed everything but, to his alarm, over 60 per cent of the plants survived. Only Roundup Ready oilseed rape - genetically modified by Monsanto to create a mutually exclusive relationship between their seeds and their herbicide - can survive. Some time later, Monsanto was tipped off by a call to its (now defunct) freephone "sneak" line that Schmeiser was, allegedly, growing Roundup Ready GM oilseed rape. Monsanto asked Robinson Investigations, retained by them throughout Canada to gather information on errant farmers, to take samples from the Schmeiser farm. Schmeiser's crop possessed Monsanto's gene, and Robinson's also visited the local mill, which chemically cleaned Schmeiser's seeds for planting, to retrieve a sample. Again, the gene was found. Although Schmeiser says he had never bought seed from Monsanto or signed a contract, the corporation sued him for cultivating their gene, demanding all profits from the crop and unspecified punitive damages. Schmeiser argued that any number of potential contaminants could have infiltrated his seed - such as blow-offs from passing trucks laden with Roundup Ready oilseed rape, insects, wind or cross-germination, - and that further contamination could have occurred when he kept back seed to plant. Last August, the two parties met to resolve the dispute. They failed, so Monsanto's case now goes to the supreme court of Canada in June. Meanwhile, a furious Schmeiser has launched a suit against them, for allegedly contaminating his seed stock, for defamation and trespass, and the theft of seeds and plants. He is asking for punitive damages of C$10m (US$6.7m). Schmeiser is one of more than 1,000 Canadian farmers investigated by Monsanto in the past three years for allegedly growing its patented GM crops and breaking the conditions of the company's technology use agreement (TUA). This gives the farmers the right, for a price of US$10 an acre, to grow GM crops, and allows Monsanto unlimited access to their fields, seed stores and crops for up to three years. Farmers must also agree to destroy any leftover seed each year in order to protect Monsanto's patent. If they wish to buy the seed the following year, they must sign the TUA and again pay the fee. Monsanto say that 400,000 North American farmers have signed the TUA (20,000 in Canada) and over 17 million acres in Canada and 62 million in the US were covered by Monsanto's GM seed by 1999. Monsanto Canada's Adele Pelland says 65 per cent of the oilseed rape grown in Canada in 1999 was Roundup Ready, and stresses that farmers encourage Monsanto to prosecute under the TUA, adding that they "all want a level playing field". Schmeiser's case is gaining worldwide attention, but it is, perhaps, most closely watched by those farmers who fear Monsanto's legal wrath for violations of the TUA. A new term, "bio-serfdom", has entered the Canadian prairie lexicon. Edward Zielinski traded wheat seed for canola seed with another farmer in 1997. Unknown to him, the canola he planted on his farm in Mikado, Saskatchewan was contaminated with Roundup Ready seed. Monsanto set his fine at C$115 (US$77.3) an acre or C$28,750 (US$19,320). He has no intention of paying, arguing that farmers have traded seed for centuries. And 640 kilometres east, in Arden, Manitoba, Ed Sulz is facing ruin. As a strong supporter of GM crops, he very much wanted to test Roundup Ready oilseed rape. In 1996, he was one of the first farmers in western Canada to try. The seed dealer asked him to sign the TUA. Having left his cheque book at home, Sulz left with the seed, but without the document. "I just initialled it (the TUA) and said I'd get the cheque to him," he says. Once the dealer received the cheque, the TUA was faxed to Sulz, but since the terms and conditions were on the back of the page, he never received a copy outlining its vital stipulations. When, the following spring, Sulz had enough seed left over to plant a further 75 acres, he did so in ignorance of the conditions of his contract. Monsanto's crop cops were on to him by July, faxing a letter outlining the transgression and demanding US$226,900 in fines. The company took Sulz to court in December 1998, but the judge called their fine "outrageous" and rejected the initialled fax as a legal document.-Dawn/The Guardian News Service.

ymo-bgm. brecker-fagen lennon-mccartney bell-varley(lfo es numeo uno) carter-tutti williams-carter force legato-stacato in the ears as of late. and you guys?

"___________"- this is getting out of control. i give up.

one should be careful not to make assumptions on anothers motivations and/or methodologies. No assumptions were being made; the tone of what was said was clearly sniping and ridiculing. By all means, say what you like, but be prepared to be flamed if you say something; thats life online. is not what i would believe important also? yes of course, say what you like, and if someone doesn't like it, thats tough fucking shit. THIS is what freedom is really like, crikey, haven't you ever read USENET? And as for "this is exactly what we want" there are PLENTY of places for everybody to vent ther pet peeves and practice attack posting, mostly USENET. It would be nice, as an idea, that there could be a safe haven for people with something in common to be able to post and share information without having to be ridiculed, or even THINK that they might be ridiculed if they post something on a subject that someone might think is basically an impossibility. It is RIDICULE that creates an atmosphere that can be detrimental to free speech and create an atmosphere or fear and hesitation I hope youre understanding what I am saying, and that its clear. This place doesn't belong to Irdial-Discs, and I will NEVER edit your posts, but BE PREPARED TO DEFEND YOURSELF when you post something, because someone, not always me (hopefully never me, jeez I�m busy!) will flame you. And for the record: Mr Akihiro Shimizu said: It is stupid to discuss whether Nessie exists or not. The reason is because Nessie surely exists.... I agree with this, and I don't give a flying fuck about what the biologists, paleontologists, fishermen, skeptics and anyone else says. Just because they haven't found it DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT THERE, no one is injured by looking for / having interest in this "monster", and in fact there is some very good evidence that there is SOMETHING BIG with fins in that water. And don't forget the OGOPOGO, another monster, in another lake thousands of miles from Scotland.

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one should be careful not to make assumptions on anothers motivations and/or methodologies. this can be detrimental to free speech and create an atmosphere or fear and hesitation in this area. in hindsight and looking back over these posts it is clear that nothing that was stated was in anyway an attack on anothers beliefs nor a straw man argument. on both sides there were statements of belief and philosophical approach. this discussion is now begining to touch on many important issues involving social structure and individuality amongst a group. if i were to have made a statement that all were in agreement with i wonder if the result would have been the same. "This is exactly what we want, (maybe)" -why maybe? this is VERY VERY important. is not what i would believe important also? where is the line set?

Im looking for Mr. Claus Es from Denmark, he should be around in this area...?

I wrote a three paragraph post, but blogger ate it, and i havent got time today to re type it. I will however, point you to here: http://www.primenet.com/~lippard/stupid-skeptic-tricks.txt so that you can be armed in two ways; 1, so that if you want to argue against something, you dont accidentally fall into using the traps, tactics and methodologies of evil people, and 2, if someone tries to argue with you about a subject and uses one of the tactics listed in the above file, you will be prepared.

my aim would never be to take apart anothers perceptions of the world in which we live. remember edward teller? the individuals right to his or her own beliefs is most important to me however it is also essential that all opinions are heard in a healthy debate. which, i am assuming this is. should i not bother to take this any further? is it an issue of tone? i see your point of the why's of this situation though. that can lead to facism in the long run. i stand by(for myself at least) my previous arguments. this is what i believe. it is not intended for all to employ.

NO ONE can prove or for that matter dis-prove the suspected exsistence of Nessie. we must remember that. nonsense i will do my homework and do my best to provide a more concise arguement for us to review This is exactly what we want, (maybe) not straw man arguments. we leave that behavior to scicop and those wreckers of civilization. In any case, its not our responsibility to prove or disprove anything. If someone is convinced that there is a Pleiosuar in Loch Ness, then thats OK, it harms no one, and i am very suspicious of those types who take time to take apart other people understanding of the world.

as a matter of fact i have investigated this topic a bit while in college and quickly, the ecosystem in the loch ness basin could not support more than one creature of this suspected size which would be necessary if it were to survive more than one generation without mating. i will do my homework and do my best to provide a more concise arguement for us to review. to remind you: NO ONE can prove or for that matter dis-prove the suspected exsistence of Nessie. we must remember that.

DPI Notes - Animal Health - Guarding your livelihoods from exotic diseases Foot and Mouth Disease The most contagious animal disease known. It affects cloven hoofed animals including cattle, sheep, goats and pigs causing blisters on the feet, teats and around mouth.

Figures 1 and 2. Foot and Mouth disease

As for the Foot & Mouth outbreak, I would bet money that Americans are soon to get a dose of it. There have been no cases of F&M in the USA since 1929, but its in South America now, and Saudi Arabia. Its spreading like the Andromeda Strain. This and the worst day at the markets for 13 years. Crap. More Homework

so basically i am to understand that a single massive and thought to be prehistoric life form exists without any partners with which to reproduce and a more than limited food supply. this as one could guess would be basically an impossibility. thats a straw man arguemnt john, and you know it. Do your homework!

so basically i am to understand that a single massive and thought to be prehistoric life form exists without any partners with which to reproduce and a more than limited food supply. this as one could guess would be basically an impossibility. and yes, the egyptians did build the pyramids.

dav. -thanks?? funny but he looks like my dad. i, thankfully, still have my hair! cheers d anthony and all in the uk: it is difficult for me being in the states to completely comprehend the magnitude of what has been imposed upon you via the government and related agencys re: this "outbreak". my news is filtered thru the media funnel of our fcc here. most of my information comes via the free press system(harvard etc) but still not much has been reported differently by these distributions as say npr or the bbc world service whom i do not trust. i am open for links and new sources. you may email me privately if necessary. it is truly important to me to know the truth. pgp is enabled under john burke (6am@usa.net on the ldap servers).

-would mort approve?

Mort's Web Show Mort has passed away; he was one of "The Great Ones".

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New.net Puzzels inside Puzzels; what is to stop (an interesting "British Phrase�") everybody from starting a service like this and creating an internet on top of the internet, in order to sell domain names? Will this not fragment the Internet if it becomes popular, or will it make everything more exiting, or something that I havent thought about? Check it out...and spare a moment for Anthony and all the people in the British Couhtryside� who are being destroyed by a remote and incompetent government slaughtering animals indiscriminately. If all animals are vaccinated, that means that, over night, it will become impossible to buy British Organic Meat�. Hmmmmmmmmmm

Postulate 1: xxxxxxxx is xxxxxx. Postulate 2: xxxxxxxx is xxxxxxxxxx. postulate 3: xxxxxxxxxxxx is not equal to xxxxxxxxxxxxx As everybody knows: xxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxx / xxxxxxxxxx Since: xxxxxxxx= xxxxxx, then xxxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxxx * xxxxxxx^2, and xxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxxx, then xxxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxx^ / xxxxxxxx^2. Solving for Money, we get: xxxxxxxxx = xxxxxxxxxx / xxxxxxxxxx. Thus, as morality approaches zero, money approaches infinity. (Dangerous Algebra removed for your own safety)

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Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work/Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. -yes what is oc?

The project will cost between $5,000 and $30,000, depending on how fancy you want the final product to be. Since last week's column, "Let's Make a Time Machine", was received so well in the new step-by-step format, this month's column will follow the same format. CONSTRUCTION METHOD First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade Plutonium at your local supplier (see NOTE 1). A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispheral shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together. Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, fell free to use TNT packed in with Playdo or any modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonatior caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because they are no deposit-no return. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable. Now you are the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great ice-breaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense. THEORY OF OPERATION The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain recation similar to the domino chain reaction (discussed in this column, "Dominos on the March", March, 1968). The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion! NEXT MONTH'S COLUMN In next month's column, we will learn how to clone your neighbor's wife in six easy steps. This project promises to be an exciting weekend full of fun and profit. Common kitchen utensils will be all you need. See you next month! NOTES 1. Plutonium (PU), atomic number 94, is a radioactive metallic element formed by the decay of Neptunium and is similar in chemical structure to Uranium, Saturium, Jupiternium, and Marisum. PREVIOUS MONTH'S COLUMNS Let's Make Test Tube Babies! May, 1979 Let's Make a Solar System! June, 1979 Let's Make an Economic Recession! July, 1979 Let's Make an Anti-Gravity Machine! August, 1979 Let's Make Contact with an Alien Race! September, 1979

Overcomer Ministry Home Page Yes, Brother Stair is still on the air, on 6110 for Europe every day, proclaiming that The Kingdom Of Heaven is at hand! Yesterday, he was speaking in toungues. He also sees the current meat foot & mouth crisis as another sign that this is the last generation.

run from love.....

copyright.net -let operation 'eliminate slimeball' begin. (board of scumbag.net) how these people can go to work everyday is beyond me. and they have the 'stupidness'"(!) to use the word intellectual in their 'motto'.